Big Org Announcement Next Week!! Check Back Here For Advance Details!! When You Find Out Keep The Gossip To A Minimum!!
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Read the big announcement. Showed up to work on Monday and today was let go What??? May meet up with last post and partake of some wacky toe back ee!
Any big announcement as promised? I hope we’re merging with that outfit from north of the border and that we adopt their employment laws which will allow me to partake in some recreational, and yet medicinal therapy, in which I cannot be randomly tested any longer.
Hey Everybody! Thanks For Being Patience Thru The Week. I Can Now Reveal Pre NYSC Opening The Following Historical Org Announcement.
Effective Monday March 29, 2021 All Employees Must Work. No More Wasting Time Worrying About Layoffs!
Also, As Part Of Our 2021 Cost Savings ALL Offices Will Go To Single Ply Toilet Paper And Only 50% Restroom Availability. This Will Cut Cost >1.3 PVI. If We Do Not Achieve Costs Savings Mandatory Restroom Housekeeping Will Be Required By Every Department. The Executives Will Lead By Example First!
PS. Take The Next 2 Days Off
PSS. Now Get To Work
Big Announcement Is Friday! Please Check Out This Board Tomorrow! Buckle Up!
Yes yes yes. Expect a Maple Leaf!!
Big news is pending very soon. Please hold tight. News will be delivered to your inbox. New logo will be a sight to behold.
Hi. Any insight when we get the news? I am very curious especially reading other things.
I Am A Legit Current Employee. Know How Cause My Paycheck Says So! Go Away If You Are Not A Current Employee! We Are In For A NEW Chapter!
To the person who says they have the big news. Prove you are a current employee! Am I Right Team SWN!!
2xzl+19XBKoM6 here. I don’t need potty training cause I wear Sponge Bob training diapers. Gotcha! I am not as smart as all the people on here. Sorry about my post. I am a dumb dumb!
Hi All! Glad Everyone Is Staying Tuned To This Thread! Big Org Announcement SOON!! Be Ready!!
Yours Truly,
Home Office Friend
Reminder to all posters on this forum: this forum is for adults only. Previous poster “KoM6”, please take note and return to your pre-school for potty training. They are missing you.
- Sent from the throne
Stupid dialogue and potty humor. Are some of you posters 6 years old?
Yes, agreed. Great to have a socially distanced strategic cohort with all the fixings. Unfortunately, the social distancing opportunities in the washrooms are not happening. Wish we could use the washrooms in the south tower, as ours in the north tower are being overused and are often out of toilet paper and kept unclean.
Yes And Not A Bad Turnout. The Land Gal Who Posted About Mt Rushmore Had Some Good Thoughts About What Is Next. She Is Funny To!
Is the Market open with full menu options?
Reminder Today We Are Meeting At 8. We Can Still Be At Work And Be Productive By 9 As Usual. I Have A Fruit Cleanser!
If I could be so privileged, I know the breakfast conversation will mostly be about the new org changes, but I’d also like to start an “action committee” if you will that can begin discussing who should be on the Southwestern CEO Mount Rushmore. This of course would be the Mount Rushmore of bad CEO’s. I have a couple in mind I’d like to share if at all possible. See everyone in the Market at this very important strategic cohort.
Hey guys. See you there to Bringing in my Auntie Anne’s organic maple instant oatmeal and some fresh cut up berries I gathered this weekend. Is anyone bringing a fruit cleanser to share? I can bring some just let me know. Such wonderful people I work with. So kind so thoughtful. Awww feeling like a group hug but that silly Covid won’t let us. Dang it. Hehehehe
I will plan on not bringing my usual breakfast of 5 hard boiled eggs, hot sauce and chocolate milk, and I’ll opt for some good people, good discussion and some serious rumors about the future of all of our coworkers while chowing down on a custom made egg frittata.
Who wants to meet in the Market early tomorrow to discuss this potential org announcement?
I Consider Myself In The Know Based On My Job In Corporate Admin. Seriously Stay Tuned All!!!
Is this true? I had a premonition a few months ago that the week of March 22, 2021 would be the week that Southwestern Energy would change forever.