I have become highly expert at making PowerPoint presentations. I have successfully turned horrible news into favorable results with many years of PowerPoint training. I have presented to many levels of management, fooling the brightest with my color selections and use of various geographic shapes. If you need to spin your message, I am your guy. I have no other skills since it’s been drummed out of me by working for XOM in planning and advisory roles for many years.
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My friend PPT OP. Welcome to the good side of humanity. Now that you have realized how rotten the entire organization is, you at least have elated yourself to higher normal human level. Your next move to find a job where your intellect and humor is appreciated and rewarded.
You should never go full power point... - Tropic Thunder
I used to be good with Vu-Graphs and corky dots. And smoking big cigars in the office after lunch.
If you take a careful look at Amazon, you will find out that they don’t like PPT. They love narratives and normally take minutes of silence to read through proposals and articles before they discuss. And all these must focus on their 14 Leadership Principles. At EM, we focus on how pretty our PPT are. What a shame!
That explains why EM is going down the tubes!
That's exactly me, now without a job. Oh wow, what shall I do now, flip burgers?
There are Navy Seals, there is Delta Force, and then the most coveted of them all Power-point Rangers...
I am one with the PowerPoint. The PowerPoint is one with me.
I am one with the PowerPoint. The PowerPoint is one with me.
I am one with the PowerPoint. The PowerPoint is one with me.
I am one with the PowerPoint. The PowerPoint is one with me.
I like this post .. so true !
If true you have no one to blame but yourself.
I am also a master power point presenter! Wait! Are you saying that there are others like me? But I am special and valuable and unique!
An excellent skillset which explains US oil company investment returns. Google "Columbia disaster powerpoint" for some ancient history of powerpoint engineering.
Good...goooooood. Let the b—s— flow through you.