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What will happen in Q1?

What's your prognosis?

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We can’t compete with SolarWinds. Quit inflating your own egos.

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Post ID: @Afdl+18kFgHc8

I doubt the Solarwinds debacle will save Riverbed in any meaningful way.

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Post ID: @9hjv+18kFgHc8

The Solarwinds hack could be good news for RB

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Post ID: @8msa+18kFgHc8

Riverbed will update all the 2020 sales, marketing, and roadmap slide decks with 2021 and re-present them at our virtual SKO requiring everyone to be on-camera.

The riverbed groundhog executives will crawl out of their holes and provide a 10-minute presentation, completing their annual objectives, and allowing them to crawl back into their holes for another year.

Annual sales leadership rotation that’s supposed to spark life into riverbed but really is just Riverbed exercising its “insanity” practices.

Tech leadership trying to convince us we are high-tech by blabbing words like “ML-like” or “big-data-like” even though it makes zero sense. It’s like McDonald’s telling it’s customers their burgers are “beef-like”, would you eat it?!!

Q1 will be a time directors, vp’s, and execs will busy themselves will trivial tasks to look the part of a hard-working contributor.

2021 will be the year Riverbed breaks.

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Post ID: @5exz+18kFgHc8

Riverbed will probably get 10 more directors and VP’s.

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