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Which ELT players will survive COP-Concho tie up?

Will MF survive? Heard it takes him three weeks to figure out if the calendar is wrong.

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Rather than ask him to leave, TELL HIM! Perhaps he doesn't understand American English.

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Post ID: @5ocx+17xeCbI2

actually i think he was asked to leave last time.

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Post ID: @5mag+17xeCbI2

MF isn’t that smart and isn’t a great reservoir engineer. And by the way, he already left once but like a bad penny, he came back.

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Post ID: @5unr+17xeCbI2

I would say MF has a lot of empathy. I mean he could have just left and let COP crash and burn.

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Post ID: @3qje+17xeCbI2

MF is the perfect example of what it takes to succeed here: the right accent and great presentation skills. He was an amazing reservoir engineer but can’t think strategically because he’s sees the pine needles, not the forest. Because he’s so smart, he can’t lead, he just micromanages. And yes, he smart enough to box himself into a three year severance package like his ELT predecessors.

In retirement, what will he do? Who will hourly tell him how amazing he is and laugh at his stupid jokes?

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Post ID: @3xau+17xeCbI2

Some people drink the kool aid, you’re obviously drinking something else.glad to hear one person admired the id–t.

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Post ID: @2eqw+17xeCbI2

If MF is out then I am too. 5 grams of his p–p contains more IQ than the sum weights of his detractors.

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Post ID: @2nbi+17xeCbI2

Send him back across the pond

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Post ID: @1bkn+17xeCbI2

Will he consider the phases of the moon?

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Post ID: @1hwy+17xeCbI2

But have you factored in the time it takes to load the calendar into Teradata then build a calendar report in Spotfire before figuring out that it will not work on iOS?

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Post ID: @1bge+17xeCbI2

I'm sure he is clicking his heels knowing he will get a package.

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Post ID: @qgb+17xeCbI2

Actually, 4.2 weeks

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