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DumpCo

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Post ID: @Rlms+17nOTW8N

The name is perfect as it is, once it is corrected for the stenographer's error.

NukeCo

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Romettys Ruins

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Walking Debt Co.

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Bodgett & Scarper
B&S

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LOL, India Co leading with 12 votes. Titanic is 2nd with 9 votes.

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Post ID: @3bym+17nOTW8N

LOL, India Co leading with 12 votes. Titanic is 2nd with 9 votes.

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Schitt's Creek

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Inevitable Buybacks Meltdown

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NoHope Co

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Post ID: @2etq+17nOTW8N

@ 2ftj

... good KT!!

At first I did not realize what KT meant, but then realized it refers to the "KT Boundary" which is the sedimentary layer above which the dinosaurs are extinct. So you are saying that Cloud is the asteroid that will k–l the IBM dinosaur, leaving a layer of scattered divested pieces for future economic geologists to refer to. Perfectly clear now. Great analogy.

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Illogical Bifurcation Monstrosity

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Lobotomico

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Post ID: @2ffs+17nOTW8N

I just want to know when everything fails, if Ginny will hear from Aravind:

"KT! KT! you not give me good KT!!"

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HAL

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Kool-Aid Drinkers Inc.

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India Co.

Motto: we don't care about accomplishments. We will conquer and manipulate your politicians and business leaders. After we destroy everything we will blame you. If you complain, we pay your business women to scream, "RACIST!!"

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id–ts are us

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Bain technology services (we’ll dump that overhead)

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General Technology Slaves

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SKYNET

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Chaos, inc.

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GoodRiddance Co.

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International Consulting Business Machines (ICBM)

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DOA

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HCL

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Post ID: @1uly+17nOTW8N

A couple of thoughts...

International Infrastructure Services (IIS)
Global Infrastructure Services (GIS)

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Wash 'n' Co

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Soon-to-be-Defunct Co.

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ElephantGraveyardCo

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LipstickOnPigCo

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OldCo

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ShrinkCo

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Post ID: @1sur+17nOTW8N

How about Titanic???

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Post ID: @1qfy+17nOTW8N

IBMNC (IBM new co) - original, huh

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