Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

Dear SigOpt guys and gals

Congrats on the acquisition by Intel! I also got to "enjoy" being acquired by Intel some years back. Now you get to enjoy all the benefits of a 1990s tech company, including 8 ft by 8 ft beige-grey cubicles, boomer colleagues, outdated laptops and monitors! Oh and all the soda pop that you can drink!

Now don't pay no mind to the last American "AI" vaporware startup that Intel acquired, I forgot the name ... Smells-like-teen-spirit or something like that. I'm sure your fate will be nothing like theirs, which was cross between ignominy and oblivion. Oh yeah, don't forget to take advantage of the Intel expense account like those guys, who used it to fund their weekend Ferrari Racing team and throw AI conference afterparties with Flo Rida.

Welcome to Intel! Stay until your stock vests or screw it and GTFO ASAP, because the stock is like that Sammy Hagar song, it ain't going higher than 55.

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Post ID: @OP+17FAthqC

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The cubes were 8x8x6 but then they made them 6x4x4 and then moved to 0x0x0
FUBAR

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Post ID: @4gym+17FAthqC

you're damned lucky if you get any private space at all

There are floors with only tables- Yeah maybe some kids like OP likes it

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Post ID: @2kop+17FAthqC

What cube? My cube went away with the foolish TWWW remodel.

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Post ID: @1wmn+17FAthqC

are you a cynicism engineer designing new cynicisms ?

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Post ID: @1ktc+17FAthqC

My cube used to be 8x8, then they "remodeled" and shrunk the cube to 6x6. I felt like Milton from Office Space.

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Post ID: @1agw+17FAthqC

The cubes are no where near 8x8.

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Post ID: @1nvz+17FAthqC

Hey I'm a boomer

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