Office cubicle to open concept to no one at office
Truly ahead of his time
Last act - retire a certain demographic in nice language as my last act
Let's hear one more foot ball bench sitting rah rah story before you go.
There will be more to come.
Working from home is an amazing metric.
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If nature and the market abhors a vacuum then we start to understand why there are about 15 + companies about to make electric trucks. If we were serious about being first to market with an electric truck. So much for our deal with Rivian as their truck get's more airplay than our electric F150. The Mach e is - well not sure what it is - but it isn't an electric truck - or a Mustang.
Build the Model E which is the first affordable and long range electric vehicle. Just Do It!
Nothing to do with OTA's, or other forward looking not profit making BS.
Build the Model E.
Now is the time.
Build the Model E.
Time to walk straight out the Norman Door!
The new braintrust went right to it. The cuts are coming. A new card is coming. Sacrament!
Stock is going up. Recalls are too. Lets see how we launch. Our new CEO needs to model his approach after his cousin going through a metal detector as the great white ninja. Go Ford!
@hsht+16K3FBKk LOL. beware though, I got a talking to by supervisor when I put painters tape on the floor and office table to mark my space. I sat next to a cube hog who kept expanding his personal space way into mine, even after polite requests to cease.
Since painters tape was not an option, I rigged poles, string and shower curtains, that got me a visit from manager and HR.
Ain’t open office space grand?
I plan on adapting the plan of Less Nessman (WKRP in Cincinnati news hawk award winner). I will put masking tape on the floor to define the invisible walls around my cube and calling it an office. When I am in there, you cant see me and therefore cant fire me. You may laugh now, but a variation of this plan worked (for a few minutes) for the LL6 at Itek who saw the HR representatives coming for her in 2008 to give her the package. She ran in the other direction, telling them over her shoulder "no, you have the wrong person, leave me alone. Go away!".
I think it was a good plan... it just needed a little tweaking. Maybe a fake mustache or sun glasses would have worked.
Seriously, this is only the beginning of the cuts!
As Bugs Bunny said, "What a Maroon!".
TFR for true Brother/Sister!
LMAO !!
You know, every time he spoke I thought to myself "WTF ?"
I think he is a actually an alternative universe Wally who became successful.
Cubicle, yes cubicle
Walls are coming down Mr Gorbachev (play to base Reagan Politics here)
I liberate you from your office
Your profit
Your job
We designed it all for you!
Coffee please!
Hack-it
Pointy haired boss (but with hair) if I ever did see one!
Seriously, really strange experience as an employee with a delusional guy who sent out messages that he runs/ran things.
Truly scary sh*t and I know people understand what I am saying.
The F150 business will be spun off if there is any real problems.
It is worth more in revenue than all of the four major pro sports combined.
Robot Dogs with bees in their mouths will deliver your redundancy notice!
All (slightly modified) is to be found in the Simpsons.
Just look deeply!
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Just like in the Matrix.
It is not whether there is or is not a cubicle?
The fact is there is no company!
A cubicle with no walls or desk or chair or person is exactly like an imaginary successful car!
You are causing serious issues with my ventrical! Design think humor.