Then they’ll announce they’re foregoing any pay for themselves this year, not doing any stock buybacks and not paying any dividends all so they can help the company and avoid layoffs. They’re going to temporarily lift any attendance investigations and tell everyone if you’re sick stay home. And at the conclusion of the meeting Vena will pop out of a birthday cake and announce it was all an April Fool’s gag.
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Obviously you are one of them sitting in an office collecting the bloated salary and bonus.
Nothing is extraordinary. Everything you said is very ordinary. Nothing to see here.
We may not be young go-getters, well educated, or have the ability to spell, but we are earning their bloated salaries, stock gifts and bonuses. Call us lazy entitled pos’s if you want to, but we are creating an extraordinary amount of wealth for them. If we are overpaid, then explain to me how they are not overpaid.