Apparently gang, we moan too much. When you were asked to be straight talking, we didn't expect you to moan. Please start clapping and smiling, your Glorious Leader demands it.
Apparently gang, new Mikey is not the same as the old Mikey.
Apparently gang, no senior technical people do anything of any merit. Old farts really can't do anything of value and as such can go whistle for a raise.... again.
Apparently gang, its possible for a manager to manage hundreds of people - even more than those clever consultants told us was possible (and yet they were wrong).
Apparently gang, its possible for a company to only have billable employees. I've looked at time recording, there are people not booking to billable codes some of them were on the gang show earlier.
Apparently gang, we are leaders in workplace and mobility and apparently that's not one of the three areas we are selling off.... or are we still? Makes about as much sense as crowing about how we've just exited healthcare when healthcare is maybe what some people are thinking about at the moment.... along with mobility.
Gang.