Thread regarding UnitedHealth Group Inc. layoffs

An Ideal UHG Employee

The one who has the wisdom of a 50 year old,

The one who has the experience of a 40 year old,

The one who has the drive of a 30 year old,

And the one who has the pay scale of a 20 year old.

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We pay for performance.....until we decide you make too much and then we lay you off!

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your fancy iphone: designed by people in their 40s

your fancy Tesla: designed by people in their 50s

your fancy Intel CPUs that power your computers: designed by people in their 40s

your fancy C++/python languages: designed by people in their mid 30s

your over priced cup of latte from Petes: designed by people in their 40s

your Lithium Ion batteries that power all your hipster toys: designed by people in their late 50s

your hipster Fender Jaguar offset guitar: designed by someone in their 50s

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