MY strong belief is that I am THE CEO of Qualcomm. SM will have to resign in 2019 due to poor performance . Has HR given him PIP?
wait, while I will be next CEO.
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You need to be comfortable never riding in a helicopter again, because the board considers your life more valuable than employees who hurl their bodies off tall Qualcomm buildings.
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@WXUCvKt-rch - your response is very funny and, sadly, true.
Hang on cowboy. Before you can take the job, you must have these qualifications:
1) Can you give a 20 minute speech using only acronyms beginning with Q, buzzwords and “5G”?
2) Have you sold your eternal soul in exchange for the almighty dollar, forsaking all traces of humanity and empathy for the people who work for you?
3) You need to be comfortable never riding in a helicopter again, because the board considers your life more valuable than employees who hurl their bodies off tall Qualcomm buildings.
4) Do you feel not a shred of guilt for receiving huge bonuses in the same year that you’ve laid off countless employees just to make the numbers balance?
5) Can you blow endless amounts of sunshine up the a$$es of investors with your fingers crossed behind your back?
If you’ve answered yes to these questions, congratulations! You’re the one!