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Bacon Krzandwich

It's Friday and I like to share a fun but true story that may hold dearly to us....

The world of Intel is like the world of Burger King, the Whopper used to be king and everything seemed to be magically running smooth when an evil sandwich called Bacon Krzandwich started ruling the kingdom, then he directed his minions that we will overtake the throne of Mickeys and start envisioning rainbows and clouds and smaller potato chips to the combo meals to build upon our dominance in the burger wars.

As the years went, Burger King under Bacon Krzandwich was looking at his outlook downhill as people were flooding Mickeys, In-N-Out and Wendys and Shake Shack. The Bacon Krzandwich went ahead and snatch a new spicy recipe from Hello Curry fast food chain that was recently thrown out called Curry Renchilada and now that maybe the hottest and most deadliest combination meal out there for this land of Burger King.

Curry Renchilada went ahead and presented all his ideas to Bacon Krzandwich and his other goons of how Hello Curry was run and now he's the #2 best selling sandwich of this empire. One of Bacon Krzandwich's evil advisors named Dick Tater told all his low selling food items that their recipes will be sold out to dry so went ahead and rewrote the menu and will be phased out of the company.

In the interim all of the sandwiches, appetizers, drinks, salads are now looking to let the Bacon Krzandwich either rule upon him or leave. I'll leave it at this point.

This is where the story of this drama continues...feel free to add in some more wonderful characterizations of this and feel free to sadly laugh at my take on this.

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@uyw the firegrill should be the data center group products db should be double whopper

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Post ID: @1bor+HuHKcBq

That was funny thanj you for the laugh

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Post ID: @1vhe+HuHKcBq

Come on people, you can say what you want about BK, you can say what you want about intel, but please don't give bacon a bad name!

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Post ID: @jfq+HuHKcBq

is BK firegrill a US citizen?

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Post ID: @uyw+HuHKcBq

@hsc we can no longer call him the cool moniker bk because he is bacon krzandwich of the kingdom so that's a no no

@kpf I totally forgot about Renee cupcake or we can call her the special fruity alcoholic drink bartles n james that was recently phased out of the restaurants.

@aqg Does this mean I get a SSL 3 or SSL 4 for storytelling this Friday

Enjoy your weekend folks

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Post ID: @izj+HuHKcBq

BK recently added a new drink in the menu - Curry Smurthy which tastes like a smoothie with curry + coke + onions + rotten milk. Insanely and instantly, it kicked out lots of store employees and customers as well.

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Post ID: @hsc+HuHKcBq

The evil Burger King conspired and threw out his 2-in-1 fryer Renee-the-Rainbow-Cupcake.

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Post ID: @kpf+HuHKcBq

Brilliant and Outstanding. We need more please. Best post ever.

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