This time, the HR needs to be come up with some creative ways of kicking out the old white farts. Below are some ideas I have and I am open to better suggestions/recommendations:
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Letting the folks staying back give the old white fart a gift marked "get lost you filth"
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A heavy kick on the old fart's butt by the youngest millennial on his team
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Offering him a trash can to carry his mess from his decade old cube
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Rotten egg and tomato pelting on the old white fart the moment he steps out of the campus
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Asking him to wear a pink hat with "I got fired today" written on it
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Asking him to cut a "cake of losers"
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Presenting him a gown marked "I am useless"
Enjoy the misery sh--holes :)