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Hello. I'm sorry to hear of the tough times some of you are going through. I am an interested and experienced buyer of...

Hello. I'm sorry to hear of the tough times some of you are going through. I am an interested and experienced buyer of Magic the Gathering, Pokemon, and Yu Gi Oh Cards. If any of you are looking to unload your collections in these unfortunately tough times, please respond below. (Note I only buy conditions of 7/10 or higher; no banned cards or replications.)

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Post ID: @OP+FMesK8s

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Looks like the card nerd got the last word in. The banker ran scared. This was too good.

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Post ID: @1kte+FMesK8s

you two need to go on a date, please record it for the rest of us.

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Post ID: @1hrh+FMesK8s

Wow. Crazy thread here. As a naive mom, have to ask though. I have a ton of Pokemon cards from the early '90s my kids collected. How do you figure out if they are worth anything? May have to help pay for the next semester of college the way things are going.

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Post ID: @1bad+FMesK8s

I have a level sevun poke-mage! I can sell it to you for 70 billion world of Poke-craft gems!

Heroes of might and magic unite! To me all yugi-farts!! FTW! Lol! ROFL! Lmao! Ar-Ar!

Anyone want to larp? Let me know!

Hahaha!

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Post ID: @1oxp+FMesK8s

Hooray for the "50 cent spam army"

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Post ID: @1dov+FMesK8s

you losers need to laid off more often. this type of shit is comedy gold

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Post ID: @orw+FMesK8s

Card nerd FTW!

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Post ID: @hyy+FMesK8s

No, ammo. Sorry, I only deal in cards.

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Post ID: @ozo+FMesK8s

I agree with you, ANON. So who would you say won, the banker woman or the card nerd?

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Post ID: @dny+FMesK8s

OP - do you buy ammunition too?

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Post ID: @nzd+FMesK8s

This is definitely the winner of the strangest thread I've ever seen on layoff.com. And I've seen hundreds. Congrats.

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Post ID: @afv+FMesK8s

@FMesK8s-fqd Thanks for the job description. It should make contacting your boss MUCH much easier. I'm sure her or she would love to see the way you represent your company.

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Post ID: @lui+FMesK8s

You're parents are dead? Lucky them. I do have a job, by the way. I don't work in the O&G industry. I'm an industry risk analyst for Wells Fargo. I stalk the layoff boards to stay ahead of the power curve. We all know that your crap industry is going to cause us headaches, we just need to plan on how much and how soon.

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Post ID: @fqd+FMesK8s

@FMesK8s-idd I couldn't possibly answer that as they are both deceased, but do your parents still tell people that you have a job?

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Post ID: @gzd+FMesK8s

Well, I'm proud to say I had to Google both "Waifu" and "Kallen Kouzuki." That is pathetic. Disturbingly pathetic. How is it that I'm the woman, but YOU are the cunt? Do your parents even tell people they have children?

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Post ID: @idd+FMesK8s

@FMesK8s-unn A woman? I'm perfectly content with my waifu, Kallen Kouzuki or as I like to call her "Banana Annie."

@FMesK8s-xew I'm definitely still interest in trading some lesser used Commander decks and Limited Edition MTG cards from the Grand Prix. I do not collect Pokémon or Yu-Gi-Oh! cards as those are for children. Let's talk shop and I'll offload some of these Magic cards.

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Post ID: @rpr+FMesK8s

Pinterest is childish too. Also, since you're buying the cards, you don't get to decide whether it's acceptable, you fringe culture eunuch.

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Post ID: @opf+FMesK8s

@FMesK8s-unn No, I meant Pinterest. I don't need a girl. I'm perfectly content with my waifu, Shizuma Hanazono, or as I like to call her "Funny Annie."

I'm still interested in your offer @FMesK8s-xew. I don't collect Pokémon or Yu-Gi-Oh!, but I would like to offload some Commander decks and limited edition MTG cards.

Thanks!

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Post ID: @imq+FMesK8s

You are both being immature. Collecting magic cards is a perfectly reasonable hobby for children and adults alike to enjoy. Its just as valid as pininterst. It encourages critical thinking and creativity. Lets all just be nice to each other. I'm sure this woman is very upset that she will likely lose her job and we should not pile on, even if she is being rude.

I'm still very interested in helping out by offering top dollar for your collections. I'm particularly interested in your so called gimmick cards which often bring top dollar on the secondary markets. Let me know what else you have.

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Post ID: @xew+FMesK8s

You mean a woman? You're right, you'll probably never have one.

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Post ID: @unn+FMesK8s

@FMesK8s-yzd Sorry that I don't pinterest things I'll never own.

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Post ID: @gow+FMesK8s

I'm a woman, you prepubescent douche.

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Post ID: @yzd+FMesK8s

@FMesK8s-wua - Your wife seems to like playing MTG. She prefers it to your favorite hobby, throat-punching.

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Post ID: @hcm+FMesK8s

Reading about this crap makes me want to throat punch both of you. It's not okay to collect cards with cartoon characters on them any time after middle school. It's tenuous in middle school. Grow the hell up.

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Post ID: @wua+FMesK8s

I can't tell if you're being serious, but I happen to have some MTG I'm trying to get off my hands. Some are illegal in certain formats but most can be played in tourneys. I have some gimmick cards like Tiger Stock I'd be willing to part with. LMK.

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