When you arrive, please leave your drivers license and passport with your manager. After at least 12 hours, they will be returned to you and the ankle monitor will be attached.
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Is it true that in BH you badge in and out from your desk? In addition to badging in and out doors?
That would have to be a very bright monitor as my manager is in a different state.
Please bring your DNA sample (Saliva/Ur--e/Stool) upon your return to the office. lil frankie needs to know how to bill you for use of restrooms and drinking fountains.
There will be dr-g and alcohol tests when you come to the office/leave because our clients demands it! Also be kind enough to set your bightness of your monitor to 100% so your manager and security cam can see it from the distance. Also next month if your job doesn't require smarthphone you must leave it with security in the evening you can pick it up.
Please make sure to upload the scans of your butt cheeks to Chair ID (tm) which syncs with all Fiserv office chairs to make sure innovation and collaboration are at 100%
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