Thread regarding AT&T layoffs

Open Letter From John to Employees on TheLayoff

TheLayoff AT&T community:

Let's get a few things straight, while you're here instead of contributing to the company that made you who you are and that has sacrificed so much for you.

You need to consider Corporate Vision as a gift. Very few people possess it, fewer than a tenth of a thousandth of one percent. Randall had it. John Stephens had it. I have it.

But you don't. And you didn't execute on the vision that was so clearly laid out for you.

Many of you are saying that this company bought DirecTV at its peak. But a peak is a man-made construct. None of us with Corporate Vision would have bought a company at its actual peak. We envisioned a much higher peak. The one that you failed to achieve.

Our execution of T-Mobile was flawless, until it ran into problems that you created. We can only pay so much money to lobbyists. We expected you to harness your constituent power to persuade the Justice Department to approve mergers. But you failed at that, too.

The pivot away from Warner Media was likewise a result of your failure to execute. Had you turned it into a powerhouse juggernaut cranking out high quality material at ten times the rate of HBO - which is precisely what I requested that you do - it would have been flawless. But again you failed. You did not give birth to the child from my sp*rm that I implanted in WM. A stillborn idea at the hands of a quack doctor - you.

As I told the analysts, if you think about the work that had to be done to normalize distribution agreements and get ourselves set up so that we can make the pivot from a linear foundation, which was HBO, to a forward-leaning SVOD capability, which was HBO Max, the parts should have fit together perfectly.

Just because you didn't understand that, and whiffed - hard - is not my fault. It's yours.

You would have thought that the message would be loud and clear after I took away vacation time as a form of grounding you. It obviously wasn't clear to you.

Now we are going to pivot our contribution model from one where an employee might correlate a modicum of remote work presence to an all-encompassing paradigm of thought, to one where we say: listen, in this world we have an environment where the proximal authenticity of your daily submissions to the corporate zeitgest is going to be a more relativistic notion of presence vs. non-presence, or rather a subjectively diffuse structure which carries some perambulatory requirement.

And if you don't get that, it's not my fault. I have Corporate Vision. And you don't.

John

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Post ID: @OP+1ndT4kn4

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It is our fault. Just as it is our fault that all of the woke movies are failing at the box office. Do you job all you 'ists and 'obes

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Post ID: @1syj+1ndT4kn4

Linguistically, it’s hard to really tell if this is satire compared to something he’d actually say (out loud). Spot on.

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Post ID: @sip+1ndT4kn4

Brilliant satire. I love it.

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Post ID: @qgl+1ndT4kn4

Four of the five down votes have to be…. John… John’s mother… JVB… and Jen Robertson…

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Post ID: @wsv+1ndT4kn4

Just tagging it, #satire @ /at-and-t

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Post ID: @vfr+1ndT4kn4

Every business fiber ethernet install, Bvoip and copper fed T1’s or Ds0’s make the company money every month. I installed many Mux’s and routers also. AT&T depends on the technicians quality installs. Not so much for the managers. Sorry

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Post ID: @zvy+1ndT4kn4

john T Stankey, suuuuuper geeeeeeniussss.

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Post ID: @wms+1ndT4kn4

F-ing A, Cotton. You nailed it.

Kudos. I had to read it twice; one time normal and one time imagining the plate of "spicy" wings in front of him and a Christmas sweater.

The clothes make the man. We could of heard this same message from Stankey at a Town Hall and there would be bobblehead's bobbling in a furious manner.
Hear this same message while Stankey is in his PJ's or a stupid sweater and we would sp-t out our water and pi-s on ourselves laughing.
Seems kind of dangerous to have that range of loyalty.

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Post ID: @rvb+1ndT4kn4

Before I was surplussed few years ago, I have been busting my a$$ to make company better, because it supposedly had a vision for the future back then. I worked nights, 12 hour shifts to only develop diabetes that messes me up now. This is lame to say something like that by CEO.

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Post ID: @ije+1ndT4kn4

F-ing A, Cotton. You nailed it.

Kudos. I had to read it twice; one time normal and one time imagining the plate of "spicy" wings in front of him and a Christmas sweater.

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Post ID: @azx+1ndT4kn4

I know this is satire, but the unfortunate truth is it is painfully true. AT&T debt is $143.3B today. T Stock $16.06. Watch happens when T mises FCF again for the 3rd quarter.

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Post ID: @cvi+1ndT4kn4

Wow! The company who made me what I am LMAO! Yep, over-worked and under-paid, hoping the company would someday make it right. But I take responsibility for being naive and thinking that hard work and loyalty would eventually pay off.

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Post ID: @wgv+1ndT4kn4

How to sla-ghter a cash cow in 3 easy steps: buy stuff that you don’t understand but seems like a good idea, get into as much debt as possible, blame worker bees for not making pig fly. Ta-da!

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