Thread regarding Kyndryl layoffs

Will June be the month when "rebalancing" happens? It has been quiet so far. If you were Marty for a day, what functions would you prioritize


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Post ID: @OP+1ksam5trh

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@OP more toilet 🚽 paper in the bathrooms & oh more salary would be cool 🆒 too.

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Post ID: @1rd+1ksam5trh

I can attest that Harsh can certainly Chug with the best.

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Post ID: @t4+1ksam5trh

@rf I sometime like to refer to Elly Not so Keen as the "Grande Dame of Kyndryl".

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Post ID: @s9+1ksam5trh

@r0 love the monikers! TEMU IBM made me spill my coffee😂

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Post ID: @rf+1ksam5trh

Get immediately rid of Micky Mouseman, Jamie Rotten Egg , Elly Not so Keen and Kris NoLove and Nojoy for starters.

While we’re at it we put Paulie on a PIP as manages in one month to push MaryYoyo Chardonnay’s dark and devious HR legacy even further down the abyss of oblivion.

If you want to be Harsh, Chug him out too.

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Post ID: @r0+1ksam5trh

it will certainly be

"Dutch government to block takeover of cloud services company Solvinity by US-based Kyndryl"

Evidence for those who are too lazy to look for it themselves:

https://www.reuters.com/technology/dutch-government-block-takeover-cloud-services-company-solvinity-by-us-based-2026-05-26/

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Post ID: @q9+1ksam5trh

@kx That beach house will end up confiscated by the federal government - ya'll see.

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Post ID: @m7+1ksam5trh

Bet it is a very nice beach house!

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Post ID: @kx+1ksam5trh

Right now, Marty is prioritizing the installation of 4 new garage doors at the beach house. $75k each.

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Post ID: @ka+1ksam5trh

My money is first week of June notifications are given with four weeks notice for end of June exits. Marty should look inward for where cuts should be made first. Then line up functions focused more on optics and politics than driving business, and we all know what they are.

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Post ID: @ac+1ksam5trh

Start with staff functions that have nothing to do with generating revenues or customers. Get rid of all the "checkers" and those who check the "checkers." Get rid of Country Presidents and their leaders who don't make plan...stop rewarding "flat" growth.

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Post ID: @a3+1ksam5trh

It’s quiet cause of politicians playing with common course of conspiracy everyone is involved. These so called media knows that Trump and Modi are fooling the world the longest serving term leaders didn’t save the world from anything they need to be what others could accomplish beyond just ordinary peace and every day bias negotiations folks are dying of exhaustion, resource support , and love. If humanity serves many gods then when will the next person get his chance! Mauka Mauka!

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Post ID: @a2+1ksam5trh

I agree. It’s been shockingly quiet. I expected something by now but it’s all crickets

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