Step 1: Call your doctor.
Step 2: Tell them you are having ANY covid symptoms and they'll send you for a test. Tests take days to come back.
Step 3: Fail the RTO.
Have a few days paid vacation.
Fu*k em. They cut our pay. Make it up one way or another.
I've done it a couple times over the last year. No one is the wiser. You really have to sell it though. If you're good you can pull it off. I've gotten some bigger home improvement jobs done doing this.
I don't give a flying you know what. I'll deal with a queue for you if you want to do it. Most of our customers are near death anyway. Once the boomers die out retail is done. Just trying to milk it as long as I can. I want a union, but don't think that'll happen because of all of the Kool-aid drinkers. Yeah, unions aren't what they used to be but still could be helpful in our current situation.
Like, I said before. Fu*k em.
FIRE HANS AND KB!!!