Accenture is the definition of burnout. Same outdated systems, same empty promises, no real path forward. The layoffs are just the cherry on top of a very stale, very bland cake.
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@1pc Oh, their still Anderson...in stealth. Spreading their wealth destruction schemes at scale now.
@nr Oh wait, they beat on, step on, scream at, dump on....then lay off all their staff, while stepping over their dead bodies on the way up. then they're too greedy to retire. Then the Cruella's are left with the top of the mushroom with no stems left to eat. but, they'll get the Marketing Mafia to rally, do a Town Hall, broadcast from their Yachts on Facebook wearing their Chanel, talking down to 3rd world slavers. Larry Fink will find a way to funnel in more money, I assure you. He'll do a rally cry eventually early next year to go after the jobs of the remaining western insects. I do wonder what happens when they have no more western slaves to eat or prop them up.
@OP That's because their mission is driven by the WEF as a global laundry and labor market down grade, globally in skills and cost. This is been the grift for years and is why they don't invest internally like they say they do. I love Crella's statement about how we invest Billions in training....really???? I think I'll watch Ozark this weekend...I'm suddenly in the mood.
@1cx Sr MD and above are only required to carry phones.
Bring back Anderson Consulting !
Or you can become a lawyer and then you'd be a step away from being a CEO of a tech company.
Everything is possible! Sweet!
@pf only Leaders are otherwise called Powerpoint engineers ( Teams Chat specialists are Managers, Outlook Specialists are Sr. Managers, EXCEL specialists are MDs)
@OP -- Myscheduling tool is from the next century AI APP - dont you know that?
it is why I only aspire to become a PowerPoint engineer in this life.
What was your first clue? This tragicomic ship has been sinking since the pandemic bubble popped. I got out in 2024 while my stock was still worth something and sold ASAP. Worst top heavy mess I've seen. Their so called AI practice is all hot air no matter how many stupid airport billboards they buy. What ACN really needs are more "managing directors" in charge of knowing & doing nothing. 🤡