Thread regarding Citrix Systems Inc. layoffs

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"A bird told me that Citrix is now monitoring emails."

Old news. if you are stupid enough to use corporate email for anything private or important. use gmail.

"fish rots from the head" Some leaders actually believe SecureMail is the future of tech. Do you really think they have capacity to recognize when all the directors and VPs desperately trying to avoid becoming next Octoblu sticking their crapware into the "next big thing"?

A bird told me that Citrix is now monitoring emails. They are scared of senior engineers leaving so just be careful.

Pj:

“The people with whom I work at Citrix are the best of the best. Across the board, Citrix has, at its disposal, the brightest people in tech. And it is our esteemed gift to have had @sridharcitrix with us for 18 fantastic years. Thank you, my friend, for inspiring my every day”

Maybe not apple. Or google. Or amazon. Or Netflix. Or Microsoft.

Brightest people in tech. In Florida. Just to make it clear.

There is no machine learning. It's all handwaving. Using Azure to show some basic extrapolation is not predictive analysis. The fact that "future prediction" is on the blog shows how much tech validation happens at Citrix these days

Throwing Buzzwords to keep marketing happy.

The reality is that the control and data path for citrix cloud is a hack-on-a-hack. After spending two years, the team realized that the VDA->Connector->Netscaler data path is the worst design decision of all time. I wonder who is responsible for wasting all the engineering cycles on wishful thinking.

Zero accountability for bad decisions. No one takes the blame. Mother-f---ers.

"Citrix can do machine learning"

AYFKM? Where is this machine learning? You mean using someone elses off the shelf software to conduct data analysis???

Citrix can do machine learning. Wow. I'm impressed. If citrix is so smart and can predict the future, why is the revenue not growing?

"Predictive analytics uses technology to predict the future and influence it. Citrix Director for Citrix Cloud uses historical usage data to extrapolate and make application instance predictions about the future and take actions that would affect those results. This feature is especially useful for administrators to organize required resources and licenses on each resource"

It’s all about pump and dump.

Citrix Systems, Inc. (NASDAQ:CTXS) CEO David J. Henshall sold 10,000 shares of the business’s stock in a transaction dated Thursday, July 12th. The stock was sold at an average price of $107.23, for a total value of $1,072,300.00. Following the completion of the sale, the chief executive officer now directly owns 333,733 shares of the company’s stock, valued at approximately $35,786,189.59. The sale was disclosed in a legal filing with the Securities & Exchange Commission, which is available through this hyperlink.

Someone should launch a stockholder lawsuit over the ELT and the board handing out stock and getting money for nothing.

Check out the last 10Q from May. Calderoni just got another 57,025 shares. nice to be da king.

"....Citrix Cloud is not like Azure or AWS and that Citrix does not host any workloads for customers..."

Well no sh--

All the over paid execs will give crap once the word gets out about the Citrix clown cloud and the revenue and the stock drops and they have to go and find a job and try to explain how it wasn’t their fault.

Praveen, like other VP's,is making upwards of half a million a year (cash+bonus), plus whatever he gets in RSUs. He could give a sh*t about your drivel.

Embarrassing....

Ouch, this is going to bruise the egos of those highly overpaid ELT bozo clowns. Wonder how they will respond, start with denial for sure.

Praveen Grover #Kudos #MakingAnImpact thank you for making Citrix Cloud more reliable everyday! #citrix #reliability #citrixcloud

Reliable?