Thread regarding JPMorgan Chase & Co. layoffs

Not too many remote jobs available

I was looking over the weekend, and things are not looking good. There are available jobs, but the overwhelming majority of them are not remote. I was determined to walk away as soon as RTO was announced, but now I'm not so sure that I'll be able to do so.

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@mm+1jj13nmhx was the type of dude to invest in Enron and Worldcomm. Literal cr------d.

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Post ID: @145+1jj13nmhx

• We are currently expanding our operations and are looking for motivated people to train to work in the Investment & Financial Services Industry. We also have ownership, part-time, and remote positions available.
• Currently, we manage over $100B in Investment Assets and close to
$1T in Insurance for our clients across North America.
• We provide all the training, licensing and mentoring to help people achieve maximum success.

So, are you locked into your current career path or are you open to exploring other opportunities if the money were right?

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Post ID: @130+1jj13nmhx

i am open, would you like fries with dat?

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Post ID: @pb+1jj13nmhx

I see DImon and Pinto in the office more than the doorman and so UPPER MANAGEMENT is doing their part!! GO CHASE

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Post ID: @mm+1jj13nmhx

Where are you looking because I see more Hybird jobs that 5 days a week. Yes, you might not get 5 days at home anymore but you can pretty easily get at least 2 or 3.

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Post ID: @hn+1jj13nmhx

is HR and management posting on this site again, sigh

it looks like we are going to have to bring back all the outsourced work since
that is being done remotely
and we are definitely going to need 'upper' management to sit with us
in the cubicles since we can't have them separated from us
GOOD TIMES ARE A COMING

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Post ID: @gw+1jj13nmhx

I worked at chase then left and then made another move so i am coo de lah

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Post ID: @gk+1jj13nmhx

Not for nothing but what did you do pre pandemic?

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Post ID: @ge+1jj13nmhx

An executive order was signed for all government employees to return to the office. Sorry JP Chasers its time to get back. Remote work is so 2020

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Post ID: @fq+1jj13nmhx

What is this nonsense QUIET QUIT, either quit or do not. Do not waste your time with silly activities. Those who are looking will leave when they find a good offer.

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Post ID: @e8+1jj13nmhx

"No sweat. You can still come in but QUIET QUIT is your motto. No above and beyond. Remember, they robbed your precious time where you can spend with family and friends but you will NEVER get those time back, and time is more precious then your paycheck. When layoff comes, you’re then tossed aside like you’re a used c*ndom."

heck, you aren't going to be rewarded based on merit anyway
think of it like conservation of energy and time
why waste it when there is no good return on your investment
you just need to do enough not to get fired
(oddly enough that is probably what the slaves thought on plantations except for them firing meant getting buried)

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Post ID: @cw+1jj13nmhx

Dude stop being a fu--ing troll and a di-k.

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Post ID: @ct+1jj13nmhx

Grow up and work. You don't like it, then find another company.

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Post ID: @ck+1jj13nmhx

No sweat. You can still come in but QUIET QUIT is your motto. No above and beyond. Remember, they robbed your precious time where you can spend with family and friends but you will NEVER get those time back, and time is more precious then your paycheck. When layoff comes, you’re then tossed aside like you’re a used c*ndom.

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