Why does it take 3 months to receive system access approval?
Why do I need to fill out an Excel sheet to obtain system access?
Why can't I see my approval status in a single screen to identify who is holding up the approval?
Why do I need to email multiple teams to obtain a single access?
Why do the staff in Hyderabad or Manila, the two locations competing to replace Charlotte as the bank's new head office, keep telling me that I need to figure out a code or an access level to obtain my system access?
Where is the bank spending all of this $10 billion per year?