Severance same as last time?
and one year of cobra?
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The severance package will be a document with words on it, but that is not important right now.
@kr - Because it doesn't fit their trolling.
Why do people downvote the accurate responses saying the severance is the same as last year? Would they rather that it be higher or lower?
Captain’s Scribble, Stardate 10327.8
O ye bedraggled star-wanderers, pr--k up thine ears! After a positively dreary chinwag with our Grand Poobah of Profit, the Head Honcho of Coin, we’re in for a cosmic kerfuffle! Come next week’s sunrise, we’ll hack our eight-rung ladder of toil down to a measly six, from the grease-stained gear-ticklers in engineering to the Big Cheese’s lofty perch. Ensign OM, thou hapless soul, strap on thy boots for this farcical flip-flop of fate! Duty’s got us in a chokehold tighter than a Klingon’s grip on a bad joke. Thus endeth this chuckle-drenched lament
Cobra will be provided to smoothly slip through your bu++hole! 😀😀😀
Yes this time we will also take care of your kids education and your alimony
Same package as last year
Severance is essentially the same, but they do tinker with the plot for each episode.
But then, no one has Apple TV so who would notice?
Think in the range of 9 weeks (63 days) the law requires 60 days notification. Don't expect fat packages, LBT was against those when he was a board member.
Extra one free over ripped banana and free hot coffee with floating ice cubes on top
The best advice is to assume you'll get the minimum legally required. Anything above that will be a happy surprise.
You'll be lucky to get 6 more paychecks after layoffs.