I kissed the right arses to get to where I am, but now those folks are all gone 😟
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Nothing lasts forever OP. I hope you financially planned for it.
How does it taste?
Wow! Time you walk the dog and take out your s-xual frustration?
Consider su-king di-k and licking cu-t to expand your available market.
Try a new cologne
@kmx+1vOtHt7t This is not a joke. I have seen a PE kissing the director's a-s, the director takes VSP this time, the PE has no ability to do any engineer work and don't know what to do now.
Gonna have to graduate to su-king weiners now
Powder your nose, moisten your lips and find new a$$es (hairy or otherwise) to kiss and continue your way upwards. Pray that Intel won't run out of a$$es to kiss soon to remain employed until retirement.
Maybe switch to su-king di-k now ? A G10 G11 PE should be versatile
You're a PE OP, I am sure you can engineer a way to kiss your own a-s.
update your resume and switch companies.
and quit bi--hing
As--s to kiss are never in short supply at Intel. You'll be good.
Good joke 😃
Find another a-s to kiss until it's collapse and everyone left.
You'll get hired at another company, NVIDIA, AMD or Qualcomm within days of leaving Intel. I was a PE at Intel and had multiple offers for more than I made as soon as I started looking last June. Took one at NVIDIA for 26% more. It's very likely to be much more now compated with Intel when considering stock.
This is the best joke of the day.
Find new ones to kiss 😚
Time to start spending company cards on ho----s and blow
Sounds like you got a fair deal, few years worth of stocks, good experience (at least on paper). You actually got something out of Intel. Much better than being ISP'd a few years in.
From now on, never kiss a-s.
Up the creek without a paddle?