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Wednesday Note

Dear Team,

Since tomorrow is Juneteenth, we’re dropping our Thursday note early, celebrating freedom and the courage to face the unknown. That includes the 2,000 contractors who are about to explore new horizons.

I was rebooting the lake house router for the fourth time when my daughter Madison, a consultant, looked up from her laptop and dropped a truth bo-b. After attending a workshop called “How to Say Less with More Slides,” she launched a side hustle: hand-poured soy candles, branded Wick’d Ambition. Her top seller? Burnout.

I asked, “Why take this on?”

She smirked and said, “Because projecting calm while everything’s on fire is our family crest.” Nailed it.

Madison didn’t wait for a steering committee or spin up a Jira board. She got scrappy, lit a flame, and started pouring.

And honestly, that’s what we’re doing at Citi.

We’re not waiting for perfect conditions. We’re simplifying. Transforming. Reducing thousands of contractor roles. Eliminating teams. Watching senior leaders chase “new opportunities.”

It’s been a wild season. We’re not just cutting. We’re mastering the art of spontaneous disappearance. Reorgs have been chaotic. Some of you have cycled through five managers in two months, like a corporate version of speed dating. Others have no manager at all but are still getting performance reviews in Workday, rated by what we can only assume is a rogue AI. Your performance is entirely up to you, except for the part where our bell curve mandates 7 percent of you be labeled “needs improvement,” regardless of actual work, and the rest of you as 3-3.

Yet, you’re holding up entire teams solo. Replying to emails with “that data’s from Q1.” Chasing approvals from inboxes that vanished in the last reorg. Somehow, you’re still logging in.

Let’s also take a moment to recognize real innovation. Congratulations to our colleagues in Pune and Rutherford, who jointly earned a U.S. patent for a new approach to enterprise link security. Unlike the rest of the industry, where clicking a Confluence link just works, our system sends you to the wrong page the first time and then the correct one the second click.

Citi’s future isn’t being crafted in town halls or churned out in pre-approved PowerPoint decks. It’s being hand-poured, one wobbly, slightly singed candle at a time. The wick keeps leaning toward the compliance risk column. But it’s burning.

Thank you for driving the narrative, if not the results.
Trim

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@ja Typo: * Shrewed, Not shewed

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Post ID: @jb+1jy273ksn

@OP You're incisive and correct about everything including the forced 7% curve Needs Improvement forced onto employees' performance regardless of whether or not it's true.

Only a penurious, financially unstable company, $hitibank, will nickel and dime its employees including but Not limited to:

  • Forced 7% Low Performance Ratings Needs Improvement
  • Forced Bell Curves most employees get Rated 3 / 3 even if they did Rating 1 / 2 Superstar work
  • Low or Zero Bonuses
  • Low or Zero Base Salary Increases
  • Reduced 401k/Pension benefits and matching
  • Reduced Medical and Dental Insurance Coverage (e.g. employees need to pay more out of their own pocket and Higher premiums)
  • Zero or very few In-seat promotions
  • Ad Infinitum

CitiTroy is burning. Nothing is getting fixed, Consent Orders and MRIAs closure are delayed and the Regulators (OCC, FRB, etc. you name it) are poised to issue additional monetary fines and violations. LOL! The writing has been on the walls for at least 10 years, if not 20 years. The above creates a vicious cycle where employees have Low Morale, do the bare minimum work, do quiet quitting, and the $hitibank work environment creates and encourages Trojan Horses as well as a Hunger Games Dog Eat Dog competitive environment.

Employees who've been Fvcked Over for any number of reasons have Schadenfreude (Hence this Forum Site). What was that song ? Burn baby burn, Citi Disco Inferno........ LMFAO!

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Post ID: @dv+1jy273ksn

It’s funny because it’s true. The confluence thing and the forced curve are bang on. You’re the hero we need. King.

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Post ID: @db+1jy273ksn

…the Confluence link thing…lol

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Post ID: @bq+1jy273ksn

Trim Ryan, your insight is on a whole different level of brilliance.!

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Post ID: @b1+1jy273ksn

Honestly these are funny asf.

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Post ID: @b0+1jy273ksn

BWAHAHAHA!! The bit about Pune and Rutherford and the candle absolutely cracked me up!!!

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Post ID: @ab+1jy273ksn

I can't tell you how much joy your updates have given me over the past week-ish, Trim. You have a gift that's hard to describe in words. Seriously, thank you being here and sharing!! These are just such brilliant posts.

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Post ID: @aa+1jy273ksn

These are so good

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Post ID: @a9+1jy273ksn

Epic!

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Post ID: @a7+1jy273ksn

Trim Ryan keeping it real with a mostly peaceful Juneteenth wholesome message.

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