I'm off today for the holiday weekend and I'm convinced now 100% that the power walk commentators are XOM employees. I get to my desk at 7:45am everyday with coffee and water in hand and get to work. Before I know it its 11:30 and time for lunch. My neighbors however? Every 30 mins they walk past my desk. I can see from the corner of my eye they look at me everytime. Where are you people walking too every 30 mins? Dont you people do actual work? Doesnt seem like it!
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I didn’t think anyone was questioning whether or not the power walk commentators were employees. I do question, however, why anyone thinks saying the same stupid joke over and over again is funny.
You call it PowerWalk...I call it Culture of Health
To PowerWalk or not to PowerWalk?! Always, PowerWalk!!! 🏃♀️🏋️♀️🤸🏿♀️🤾🏾🧘♂️☮️💪
Hardwork will be rewarded with PIP.
Here’s the recipe for avoiding PIP - attend meaningless meetings, act like a cheerleader, talk loudly on the phone, post on yammer, walk around so your department head sees your face, brown nose, go to gym, eat froyo, drink coffee.
No wonder XOM is the worst in delivering value. XOM deserves to be piped by shareholders.
@hog+1b4wEaWL That is right. You might even get lucky and find yourself a mentor! That had been through this path herself!
If you’re sitting at your desk while wearing a mask, (aside from other factors), you’re likely miserable. So, why not get up and take a walk. Don’t punish yourself. It’s not good for your health. Trust me. Pre-COVID I sat at my desk working without a break and sometimes without lunch. I too watched others come and go constantly. It ate me up inside that I was working like a mule while others did little to no work. If I had to do it over again, I would spend all my time at the gym, go on froyo breaks and take walks around the campus regularly. Get up and move. Think about YOUR health, NOT someone else’s.
Brown nosing and you will be the one to get pip’d.
Lol they’re playing the game and you’ll be the one getting pip’d
Collaborating with fellow employees
Coffee, bio-break, Coffee, bio-break, water, bio-break....rinse wash and repeat.