This will fix all of the issues the company is currently having.
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Training Montage needs to play while waiting for the Q1 '25 Conference Call to begin.
Sorry, Intel can't afford to purchase the rights to use the song.
Duke: All right. What's happening out there?
Rocky: He's winning... I see three of him out there!
Paulie: Hit the one in the middle.
Duke: Right! Hit the one in the middle.
@kn: bahahahahaaa you crack me up. Did M$ Copilot graduate 5th grade?! You try to think if you’ve been trained on (gestures towards the internet) THIS. No wait please don’t you’d wind up leading an Intel division ;D
@kb Dank? It’s not a blunt.
And the rhyme sounded like a 5th grader wrote it.
By the way, wanna run an Intel division?
@hc Yes, that's dank! Thank you for doing that.
So are we sure we’re Rocky and not Apollo Creed to Samsung as Rocky?
Stupid post but maybe inspired by the video of LBT doing his little Rocky dance in front of the RNB Intel sign.
@b0 Can you also do "No Easy Way Out"?
AI is rooting for us
"Heart of the Chip" (To the tune of "Eye of the Tiger")
Verse 1: Silicon dreams, they’re rising once more, Intel’s ready, tech's knocking on the door. From the depths of a slump, now it’s time to revive, A new era's here, innovation's alive!
Chorus: It’s the heart of the chip, Intel’s shining bright, Climbing back to the top in the tech world’s fight. On the edge of the circuit, faster, sleeker design, Intel’s comeback roar—it’s prime time to shine!
Verse 2: The rivals came strong, tried to rule the domain, But Intel’s resilience runs through every vein. With bold visions leading, they’re breaking the mold, Pioneering the future—their story unfolds.
(Chorus again)
Bridge: Microprocessors speed, the power’s untamed, AI-led solutions—Intel’s staking its claim. Bringing power and precision, making history anew, The path to glory’s clearer, and the world’s in view!
(Chorus one last time—belt it out!)
@aq: you came here for real information?! Are you blind?
If Intel dies…. It dies…
imagine waking up, having this thought, and then rushing to the layoff to post it in the hopes of getting sweet upvotes
yikes
Completely pointless and stupid post when we are truing to find real information!
Pat has already tried something similar with the pushups on the stage.
Haha. I would love to see that happening.