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Which BU is most poorly run?

Simple question, which BU do you think is the most horribly run?

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Post ID: @OP+1lfwis1F

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Yes

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Post ID: @clmt+1lfwis1F

I honestly LOVE the comedy on this site, its the best thing about it and some truly funny quips, more please

This question is like asking which person in the cemetery is the most dead.

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Post ID: @8ogd+1lfwis1F

This question is like asking which person in the cemetery is the most dead.

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Post ID: @4zvn+1lfwis1F

Carbon Black spinoff happening in next two weeks?

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Post ID: @4edi+1lfwis1F

Is this a trick question?

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Post ID: @3gtr+1lfwis1F

Professional Services is a dumpster fire!

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Post ID: @3cya+1lfwis1F

Tanzu potato 🥔 for President!

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Post ID: @3wsq+1lfwis1F

CIBG, the worst hands down.
Then Velo/Telco > then MAMBG > EUC

EUC has insurmountable competitive pressures, but seems to be doing as well as can be expected in the face of the AWS and MSFT behemoths.

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Post ID: @2szl+1lfwis1F

SEBU (Velo) is centered around incompetent management chain starting by the chief clown GM.

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Post ID: @1jar+1lfwis1F

TanZoo

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Post ID: @1osf+1lfwis1F

@gtd+1lfwis1F

#1 answer on the board

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Post ID: @ywm+1lfwis1F

Definitely SEBU (Velo) is a mess

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Post ID: @bfw+1lfwis1F

All BUs. The problem is at the top.

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Post ID: @gtd+1lfwis1F

Would have to say MAP or MAMP or whatever it's called. Tanzu.

EUC is a close second.

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