CEOs are secretly receiving reports from Doge on who visits this site during business hours. Elon and his team of tech-savvy prodigies are allegedly tracking your activity. Rumor has it that this data, along with associated IP addresses, could be used for layoffs in 2025–26. Some speculate it’s all part of a government-backed initiative designed to benefit CEOs while sidestepping privacy laws.
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In the words of Jimi Hendrix "that's just an example of THE MAN trying to keep me down." Do things ever change?
@dy+1jnq1e4eb made me think about NSA and what Snowden leaked. Google has been leaking searches to them for sure. There must have other LEO backdoors to deal with the flood of subpoenas they get.
Did the high contact share this with you?
@ab+1jnq1e4eb - depending on how the device is enrolled Managed and which device it is. for iOS, they are containerized and if its BYOD then no, browsing data is not utilized or apps that are not installed via MDM are not able to be managed. either way doubt any data is being taken off these devices.
Google has been leaking user data, potentially exposing every search ever entered into the platform. From casual queries to sensitive information, nothing appears to be off-limits. Could you imagine your darkest secrets being exposed for all the world to see? This is coming.
GOP adversaries widely recognize that Doge has partnered with major corporations to monitor employees’ browsing habits during work hours. Using an advanced AI-powered surveillance system, Doge analyzes every click, meme, and shopping spree in an effort to maximize productivity. However, how this data will ultimately be used remains unclear. Employees, unaware of Doge’s omnipresence, and continue their internet adventures - could potentially face unforeseen consequences in the future.
Anyone browsing this site, blind, glassdoor from a work device is kinda Darwin-award material, honestly.
The OP is just sc--wing with people.
Bottom Line: If MDM is on your phone, Dell likely has access to device info, installed apps, and corporate data but cannot see personal texts, emails, or private web browsing (unless you’re on their Wi-Fi or VPN). If privacy is a concern, stick to mobile data for personal use.
How to Check If Your Phone is Monitored:
On iPhone: Go to Settings > General > VPN & Device Management – if there’s a profile installed, your company has some control over your device.
On Android: Check Settings > Security > Device Admin Apps to see what permissions your company has.
It depends on how you’re connected and whether your company has installed any monitoring software on your phone. Here’s a breakdown of when your employer can and cannot see your browsing activity:
They CAN See Your Browsing If:
- You’re on Company Wi-Fi:
If you’re connected to your company’s Wi-Fi, they can monitor what sites you visit, even on your personal phone.
They can see domain names (e.g., “example.com”), but not the exact pages if the site uses HTTPS.
- You Use a Company-Managed Device:
If your phone is company-issued or has Mobile Device Management (MDM) software installed, they may track your activity.
They might see what apps you use, websites you visit, and even read messages if they control the device.
- You’re Using a Company VPN:
If you connect to a company-provided VPN, all your traffic is routed through their network, meaning they can monitor your online activity.
They CANNOT See Your Browsing If:
- You’re on Mobile Data (Not Wi-Fi):
If you’re using your phone’s data plan (LTE/5G), your employer has no access to what you’re doing.
- You’re Using a Personal Device Without MDM:
If your phone isn’t managed by the company, they can’t track your activity unless you’re on their Wi-Fi or using their VPN.
- You Use a VPN on Your Phone:
A VPN encrypts your internet traffic, so even if you’re on company Wi-Fi, they can’t see what you’re doing - only that you’re connected to a VPN.
If you’re using your own phone on mobile data with no company software installed, your employer cannot see what you’re doing online.
don't know by now to not use company provided assets for ANY non-work activity, any employer consequence should come as no surprise
If you’re not using a VPN to encrypt your traffic and hide your browsing from your ISP, it’s possible for them to sell your data.
But what if we log in from our phones? Can the government still track us?
Really? Can I smile what you’re smoking?
That’s all I need is Elon’s mind melting teenage prodigies on my a-s, maybe I can get away with Dogecoin memes on X.
Are you $hitting me?
lol 😂 😂 😂
As if they need DOGE to file a report, every tech company has 20 different apps already tracking employees. Anyone who browses non-work stuff on their work's network is 101% regarded.