Thread regarding Occidental Petroleum Corp. layoffs

VH is about to get ripped!!

Remember this gem:
"I just get in my kayak. I go kayaking on the bay in Galveston. What bothers me more than anything is our shareholders are going through some stress. I care about that. I want to lower their stress, and I want to do it as quickly as possible".

It's safe to say that the carnage VH created might have caused SOME stress to shareholders. Best thing she can do in a time like this is for her to get in a kayak and go kayaking. Who knows, they may give her an award for the "Most Athletic Female CEO". If she can paddle out of Galveston Bay fast enough, she may be able to reverse the earth's rotation thus travel back in time before the Ana-dorko purchase. She may not come out as the greatest CEO to ever walk the earth, but she sure as he1l will be the fittest from all that kayaking.

by Anonymous
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Good and true post @dvr

by Anonymous
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Ha, funny stuff! (But why do I feel like crying?)

by Stick yer kayak where the sun don’t shine!
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Post ID: @twp+13Wumjmz

Don't worry, she just risked her paycheck for her name in the business books. You got to go big.....and sometimes you just end up destroying $100B worth of value! If you are lucky enough to catch the elevator with her one day before Icahn shows up, a suggested icebreaker would be, "So how does it feel to blow $100B?" Help cut that awkward silence ;)

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @skr+13Wumjmz

I never post here ... never. Today is an exception. This line from the previous person really made me upset because of how true it is:

"But don't worry about VH - she's going to be just fine."

What about the rest of Oxy? What do they walk away with? Not millions of dollars, that's for sure! My heart breaks for those employees that may be affected soon.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @dvr+13Wumjmz

I think the board will have to see VH off before long, and many, if not all, of the current directors will need to go as well due to their involvement in vastly overpaying for Anadarko and grossly overleveraging the balance sheet, followed by bankruptcy, followed by OXY's assets being auctioned off, and the employees will be scattered on the wind along the way. It's a perfect storm driven by hubris and incompetence, with the Corona virus causing the cycle to be significantly accelerated.

But don't worry about VH - she's going to be just fine.

by Ordell Robbie
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