Lol, just for funsies to lighten the mood. I'm in need of some laughs, i can't be bothered to be stressed about this acquisition any longer.
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Cut the grass and clean the car.
Adopt a Pivot
Put a screensaver and background of Magoo and Betsy messing around
You do realize that of VMW employee lifers who haven't looked for work in tow decades or more are terrified. There's nothing funny about this situation if you are scared of what comes next. Have some empathy!
Send a well crafted email to each individual employee that they have been fired with no severance and owe VMware $10,000 for back pay due to all the not working from home they did.
Bïtch-slap the leadership teams
More likely than not when you find out you are being let go, you will find out when you try and log in to your laptop.
They are not going to fire people and leave them with access to their systems.
Flood a Slack channel with d-mb memes.
"I noticed a new application installed on my laptop today. 'Trellix endpoint security' (data loss prevention). Anyone else?"
It's not new, just the updated name for the Mcafee software that was already installed.
Last day? I would do absolutely nothing for VMware. I would sleep in, order a pizza, and play video games while getting paid. Probably would put in some job applications to other companies too.
I'm not someone whose life revolves around work, so I'm not sure I'd do anything different. I might take a walk around Promontory... I remember when I moved into an office in "D" after starting out in a leased space in the Tibco building. Fun times.
I noticed a new application installed on my laptop today. 'Trellix endpoint security' (data loss prevention). Anyone else?
Yes us too
The acquisition is failed and over. China won't approve the deal and BC can't go though.
Pi-s on mgr & Raghu
I'd fight every single euc sales rep especially the genius directors.
@dqo+1pbI9z8e there’s people in Oasis channel asking about this, so there’s nothing to worry about
I noticed a new application installed on my laptop today. 'Trellix endpoint security' (data loss prevention). Anyone else?
I'd tell my colleague I like her, never told her so far because I don't like mixing personal and professional stuff together. But if i knew i'm no longer even working here..... then ...... I think I'll shoot my shot. It would be terrible timing........... because if I lose my job then so would she I think...............