Thread regarding VMware layoffs

Don’t panic; Still time to prepare yourself !!

Unless you have a time-trusted crystal ball, mind meld / telepathy with Hawk Tan, hang on the coattails of Mike Hayes, Zane Roe, Kit, Mark or are close to the BC acquisition team, PREPARE yourself for being JETTISONED after the deal closes.

Economy is tanking so will new opportunities. This is particularly true for overpaid recent remote hires.

Be mentally ready to jump this sinking ship. Find a better job, first by improving yourself.

While you are here, take full advantage of Take1, Linked Learning, and other free learning tools — they are invaluable in building skills. Using leetcode, biginterview, etc. will come in handy too.

Wisely utilize the remaining time to make yourself more marketable. I am doing just that…

Don’t be an ostrich, don’t bury your head in the sand due to excessive workload or exec doublespeak.

You are solely responsible for your career and family.

Likes of min* /HR & execs want people to stay here so they can squeeze millions or HR minions can cash out their retention RSU’s.

Although, you and I, if we stay at VMW, will eventually get royally shafted…

VMware: Great company and benefits, good WLB, awesome campus, cafeterias, culture, and top class Halloween concerts. 👍🏻

Too bad, insatiable human greed got better of VMW. 🤬

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Mike "Have I mentioned the Seals in the last two minutes?" Hayes??? That one? ROTFL!

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Post ID: @ckqf+1jbAvM38

Mike "don't mention the seals" Hayes?

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Post ID: @7car+1jbAvM38

A competent military man with Congressional connections, Mike Hayes, will be CEO of combined VMware.

OP seems sarcastic about his mentioning Mike and others.

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Post ID: @7dcd+1jbAvM38

Lol, Mike Hayes, that’s the last area you want to follow anywhere, on any subject, at any time

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Post ID: @5byz+1jbAvM38

You’re not wrong

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Post ID: @2ttr+1jbAvM38

That you opened with Mike H as someone to know is down right depressing.

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Post ID: @1dcl+1jbAvM38

@dgx+1jbAvM38 I agree with the sentiment, but not with your tone.

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Post ID: @qvr+1jbAvM38

"insatiable human greed got better of VMW."

Go fu-k yourself. You would sell your company for a 30% premium.

You would sell your laptop/car/house/business if someone offered you 30% more than it is worth. We all would.

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