Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

How many more pay checks can I get until next round of layoff ?

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@df how would 20 lesbians at Purdue fare?

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Negative. You owe them your past paychecks

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Unless you’re a cat. Cats have rough tongues covered in tiny, backward-facing barbs called papillae, which help them groom and lap up liquids efficiently but might not dissolve the candy as quickly as a human tongue.

Since cat licks are smaller and less saliva-heavy than human licks, a cat could easily take over 1,000 licks to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop.

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@cp

Actually, the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop can vary from 144 to 2,500, depending on the method used.

Here are a few documented methods:

  • Licking machine at Purdue University: Averaged 364 licks
  • 20 students at Purdue University: Averaged 252 licks
  • Licking machine at the University of Michigan: Averaged 411 licks
  • High school students at Swarthmore College: Averaged 144 licks
  • Doctoral student Jinzi Huang: Estimated 2,500 licks

Explanation

The number of licks required to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop varies widely because the experiment has been conducted by a variety of people using different methods. For example, a study published in the Journal of Fluid Mechanics estimated that it takes about 1,000 licks per centimeter of CED to reach the center of almost any lollipop.

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Post ID: @df+1jnq7ytzr

@ck Your poor wife :-( Send her my way?

(answer is ~734)

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Post ID: @cp+1jnq7ytzr

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?

The world may never know.

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Post ID: @ck+1jnq7ytzr

If you don't go all in on INTC you are a coward. Stay broke with your scared 💰

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Post ID: @ch+1jnq7ytzr

A couple months after layoffs announced in April, so about 8 more paychecks.

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Post ID: @c3+1jnq7ytzr

hope you make it

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