"Dell is a great place to work"......that question unfairly reflects your immediate manager,but this year, everything needs to be low scores no matter what.
No mercy.....sweep the leg
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TellDell has a cost, it's run by an external company. Given the current state why pay $$ for a survey a) you don't care about and b) you don't care about.
Wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't manifest this year.
Riot! show them our power, power in count and mass
You should probably check out the show Severance or watch the movie Office Space. You clearly don't have nearly sufficient levels of cynicism for working at a place like Dell if you honestly believe for a second Dell gives a sh-t about Tell Dell.
You guys want to get Mickey's attention, unionize.
I've been giving the lowest score for years and it does nothing. If you're on the fence, think what has your manager done for you? Mine likes to say come on guys, it could be worse. Rto isn't that bad! Look at the fun we have? Regardless if they are "nice" or not, do they help with rto? Did they get you back a hybrid or remote spot you want? Do they speak up in org meetings to leadership? PROBABLY NOT! Give the a low score as they just gaslight you and do what their leaders say.
If they don't speak up then they are just as guilty. If they don't want to be liars. Go be an Account Executive like the good managers who already left or get zeros on tell dell haha. Don't sell out your souls for a job that doesnt care about you
To Phantom $hitter:
This isn’t middle school. You may think there is something hilarious about messing up public restrooms - it’s obvious you didn’t work your way through college as a janitor. What did our custodial staff do to you.
Please, just save the po-p protests for when your mommy serves meatloaf leftovers for dinner and you wanted pasta.
It’s tough to indicate displeasure when the answers are rigged.
Question 27: I feel leadership is leading us in the right direction.
- Absolutely
- They are practically clairvoyant
- Our mangers sit at the right hand of God
- Management is God
Drop a deuce today and don’t flush is solidarity with The Cause
All in all, it’s just another brick in the wall
Cobra Kai Never Dies!! No Mercy!
They can't fire many more direct managers with the 20 direct reports. I wouldn't worry much about affecting them.
Also you can still give your leader high marks and Dell low marks.
It's all fake
underlings think their opinion or objective matters.
Do you really think your boss's boss's boss's boss cares?
I like my manager so I am boycotting rather than impacting my direct report.
Strike first
Strike hard
No mercy
No mercy. Life shows no mercy, so neither do we. Johnny Lawrence, Cobra Kai, S1E10. Johnny explains that life isn't fair. And if we look at it: many bad things happen for no reason to innocent people. That's why it makes no sense to show mercy because the world doesn't show mercy to us.
Defence implies lack.
Attack implies strength.
Sun Tzu, The Art of War, Forms and dispositions
Been giving them zeros for years anyway. This year be no differen't.
First they took remote. Then they took raises. Now we take the survey. Say hello to my little score!
Cobra Kai style!