Since we've Reimagined the values on which this firm stands, let's get rid of the Toast to Ted and Toast ELT:
You've truly discovered the secret inGREEDient to success.
The revolutionary way in which you've enriched yourselves and your friends while subcontracting to outside consultants and ChatGPT "deliver" on your work is quite innovative to the wealth management industry. Who needs partners to share the work when you and your homies can grab a greater share of the wealth while getting someone else to do that pesky work, right?!
May you never have to hear associates whine about job security, pay reductions or their 4th reorg in 3 years that did nothing to improve operating efficiency while enjoying the buzz of your buzzwords and $10k bottles of wine.
Cheers!