No one bother with the layoff internally, we are just waiting to be compensate with the severance package. We are cash rich and can afford to retire even been layoff with handsomely paid severance package. Change job and get double whammy celebration and thanks LBT
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It will be 6 months salary
Handsome rewards are coming.
@bs haha...nice list of dead companies
Managers know that the package is a Fry's Electronics coupon for 15% off any Intel PC, 6 months Cobra, 7 tubes of L’Oreal Blue & Tan Lipstick, two nonfunctioning Charging Bowls, a $500 gift card to Circuit City, a Caterpillar baseball cap, four cans of Campbell’s Potato and Leek soup, a pair of sheer leopard crew socks from Forever 21, two back issues of PC Magazine from 1997, one banana, 50,000 miles points at PanAm Airlines, an empty Blockbuster Video VHS case, and three 555 timers from Radio Shack.
the package will be in terms of recognition points ><
I’ll be happy if we get the same early retirement plan 🫶
This time it won't be anywhere near as generous as the last time. It will be minimal.
Yea guys you know it’s zero this time right?
You’ll get nothing and like it.