Thread regarding Dell Inc. layoffs

Refresh those quotes!

Prices go up but your modifier goes down down down!
Make less money and retire less quota with higher prices!
Eat those costs right from your own wallet!
Math doesn’t math in the world of Dell!


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Post ID: @OP+1kckw2ary

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@ft is the ultimate bootlicker and loves gobbling the corporate ch--e.

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Post ID: @kk+1kckw2ary

I’ve lost almost a whole month’s worth of my child’s preschool costs from negative modifiers this week. But soooo glad the babies get their money

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Post ID: @kh+1kckw2ary

Michael Dell has to make that $625B up somewhere to pay these kiddos!!! Why not from your commission! Haha It’s the Dell way!

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Post ID: @g1+1kckw2ary

@eh If you’re convinced the company is such a sh-tshow, what’s stopping you from handing in your notice and walking out? Don’t you have enough faith in your own skills to land a better job elsewhere, or are you just going to keep bi--hing and whining all day instead of doing something about it?

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Post ID: @ft+1kckw2ary

@bm Bro why is there a toxic corpo bootlicker in every thread?

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Post ID: @eh+1kckw2ary

Either focus on closing deals, or hand in your notice. We can easily find someone eager to do your job at a lower cost

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Post ID: @bm+1kckw2ary

$150 million is being added to your quota or the account be moved.Dell is a sweatshop.

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Post ID: @bj+1kckw2ary

Just wait until finance makes you cancel that $150M backlog that won't ship until Q1 for the new pricing.

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Post ID: @bb+1kckw2ary

@a2 it’s funny you don’t think you will be quota’ed on that backlog. You will get your go into next half with $150M in quota for backlog plus your normal quota, looks like you are due for a 1/4 billion dollar quota next half. But don’t worry, AI will sell it for you.

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Post ID: @b4+1kckw2ary

Don't forget that due to parts constraints that no hardware is actually shipping right now, so good luck getting paid on any of it!

I've got $150m+ in backlog right now, and at this rate I'll go into H1 with my quota already booked.

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