@b2 Sandeep looks like a dream. This CFO character will be fired soon, nar·cis·sist
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What an inspirational story?! Could he think anymore highly of himself? These execs get worse by the day.
@ae when I was younger I didn’t think the movie was all that funny. Now when I watch it, I’m literally living in that movie and the absurdity.
@an 📥 lol!
That has to be the most tone-deaf meeting I have ever been at. Good grief! If leadership is that stupid to think that meeting was a good idea, we are doomed!
Got to get the meetings going will all the reorgs going on. Had to provide names for RIFs as they train thier offshore replacements. So much winning for 'merica.
@ar we have to stop thinking like employees and think like a business. Work like everything depends on us because it will.
And, some of us that can need to step up to the plate and innovate and start companies that put Americans first. That means staying private, not being stupid and putting your code in GIT so it can be stolen and compiling/encrypting the core.
I am going in not expecting to be a million/billionaire but building something for the next generation.
If not us then who? If not now, when?
@aq sounds great in theory but how would that really happen? asking for someone who likely be RFI'd next week w/ the supposed 12/18 OI cuts..
I know how to build stuff and really enjoy doing so. Am pi---d I will be cut for an Irish associate I've been training for 3 weeks already.
@ap I hope they pick me to be RIFd. I am nervous for the change but there are options.
First, a lot of us were RIFd and we built most of this stuff - we know it. People from other companies too.
Second, the cloud makes it possible to spin up a new company quickly.
Third, RIFd means fair game … we have a right to make a living so su-k it up as we now build our own businesses.
I will never again design/innovative for this company or any other that puts Americans last.
The cuts will continue until morale improves. Get ready for the 12/18 layoffs everyone!
@ae I freaking live by office space I love it lol
Funny how he said "it's not about earnings per share" and we all know that's all it is about for him.
Steve says a lot of good things.
But why is nearly every leader underneath him such a demonic ghoul who seems to go against everything he preaches?
This CFO came from Bain Capital, best known for being a rapacious private equity firm that makes its riches by stripping companies of their resources and then running them into the ground. How apt that we’re seeing him the day after gutting our retirement benefit.
@ae at least they can’t take my stapler.
I was uncomfortable by the video featuring the mom who nearly lost her baby. I'm sure UHG got permission to broadcast it after the fact, but she didn't film it for us. Her very sincere message of gratitude to specific healthcare workers is company propaganda now, and that feels gross.
I’m glad I’m not the only person thinks this meeting is a joke!! This guy and his wife are narcissists!!! Look at us we adopted black and brown kids….
Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Bob Porter: Don't... don't care?
Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my a-s off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now.
Bob Slydell: I beg your pardon?
Peter Gibbons: Eight bosses.
Bob Slydell: Eight?
Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.
This cuck just signed off on cutting our 401k match
No one actually, truly thinks these town halls are anything other than tone deaf propaganda, right?
"SEE, MOM, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR LETTING MY BROTHER GET A SCOOTER WHEN HE WAS FOURTEEN. I'M A BIG WIG NOW, MOM, AND HE'S IN THE GUTTER, EATING BOOGERS!!!" That's what that speech sounded like.
Feels cult like. And the CFO dissing his own brother was cringy. WOW!
This corporate circlej--kis usually pretty cringe, but coming off the tail of cutting everyone’s 401k match it really feels even more surreal and tone-deaf than usual.
This would be a sweet little underdog story if I was watching an Oprah segment. But to this audience it’s seriously tone deaf.
Anyone else catch this CFO dude dissing and putting down his own brother and alt presenting people at the beginning?
@a5 lol hey that’s actual facts for me
Just waiting for this dude to tell us how Crossfit changed his life and it can change yours too.
Damn this is cringe
This person is mentally unstable to think any of us care about any of this.
This dude has spent ten minutes boasting his adoptions and thinking he’s above everyone else. Must be nice to have a million dollars to do that. Unfortunately you won’t pay anyone here to do anything past breathing at this point. I’m tired of this self serving town halls
Why do these ash*holes think employees care to know how great they think they are, when they are causing so much pain to the employees and customers.