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All staff meeting

What do we expect to be announced at the all staff meeting this week? There’s a lot of conjecture over a big announcement, but l’m guessing it’s a nothing burger. WS will reaffirm the strategy, applaud that it has been effective and encourage employees to stay the course and do more with less. No new layoffs, no merger. What do you think?

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Is anyone collecting the Euro and DEI tears? We could do a ritual or somethin’!

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@ae+1jmwk1pga

found the prophet

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Post ID: @kt+1jmwk1pga

Apparently the Euro’s and DEI posters didn’t appreciate that post last night over the Gulf of America.

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Post ID: @kf+1jmwk1pga

Gulf of the AmericaS

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Post ID: @k2+1jmwk1pga

What’s everyone’s thoughts about him saying “he can’t comment on the merger rumours” during the stand up in the AM session.

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Post ID: @jr+1jmwk1pga

“Swagger! (nervous pause) … with Humility!”

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Post ID: @jq+1jmwk1pga

Swagger

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Post ID: @jn+1jmwk1pga

this shows Phil Watts oil man to spaceman to reverend
Sorry it is from the muck raker site... don't view this using shell machines.

https://royaldutchshellgroup.com/2016/02/13/phil-watts-oil-man-turned-spaceman-turned-holy-man/

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Post ID: @g9+1jmwk1pga

Can they find Phil Watts’ spaceman outfit for this revival meeting?

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Post ID: @fm+1jmwk1pga

Maybe another plug for the line of coffee available at our retail locations.

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Post ID: @bx+1jmwk1pga

Will there be a mid-et yelling ‘the plane’ to introduce the show?

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Post ID: @bw+1jmwk1pga

I'm hoping for a televangelist type show. I hope Wael and the whole EC go among the people speaking in tounges and healing the sick and declining wells, raising the profits (Prophets... see that is a play on words there), and then comforting the forlorn. Then they will speak of the days to come when heaven comes down to sHELL.

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Post ID: @bs+1jmwk1pga

DEI hire goes TILT.

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@ap+1jmwk1pga
So what, you wanna call a cop?

Id--t.

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Post ID: @ay+1jmwk1pga

The OP asked what people think, not what they know.

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Post ID: @at+1jmwk1pga

I think it’s illegal to share information with significant commercial/financial import before it has been shared with the markets.

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Post ID: @ap+1jmwk1pga

Why would anyone tell staff anything first when you can control the message by reporting it to the press and then letting staff read it in the news?

Come-on, ya'll need to realize people insider trade and tell everyone who will listen just for the attention even if they don't make money.

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Post ID: @aj+1jmwk1pga

for all the talk, a heavy dose of propaganda seems most likely

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