We all know that Citi and CEO Insane Jane Fraser LIED when they said they're getting rid of the CAOs and CAO Staff. Every single Citi Department STILL has a CAO. I came from Goldman and JPMorgan Chase and obviously regret my decision to leave those 2 companies for CitiCircusTrainWreck. GS and JPMC do NOT have CAOs who do Secretarial/Admin Assistant/Executive Assistant work like planning and scheduling lunches, group/team outings to restaurants, team activities, Citi Field to watch the Mets lose, H3LL even Potluck lunches, etc.. We have Secretaries/Admin Assistants who do these tasks.
Also, the Admin Assistants in GS, JPMC, Morgan etc. are held to a higher standard and expected to do tasks that a Citi AVP+ would do, for example edit Excel and PPT Workbooks including knowing how to do the advanced financial and mathematical functions.
I can guarantee that if Citi hired CEOs Jamie Dimon or David Solomon to replace Insane Jane, the former will FIRE and get rid of the CAOs, PMOs and their staff asap. CAOs are only Super Duper Secretaries that are grotesquely Overpaid (with the exception of CAO Staff who need and have Regulatory and Compliance work experience). What company in their right mind (NOT Citi) pays CAOs who are VP, SVP, Directors and in some cases MDs salaries that are 2, 3, 4 or 5 times the salaries of Secretaries/Admin Assistants to do Secretarial work??? Jamie Dimon and his mentor, Sandy Weill have a reputation for being Cost-Cutters, nice euphemisms for being miserly and perennially Laying Off employees. If Citi truly wants to save money (Citi does Not), Citi would have gotten rid of the CAOs and PMOs.
The CAOs claim that they do Not do Admin Assistant/Secretarial work, and that this reputation is untrue. Well, if it talks like a Duck, acts like a Duck, walks like a Duck and Quacks like a Duck, it's a Fvcken Duck !!!
This leads to another question: Since the CAOs are doing Secretarial/Admin Assistant work, then what the Fvck are the designated Admin Assistants doing besides scheduling meetings, travel and compiling expense reports ?? And even CAOs compile expense reports! This task entails pasting expense receipts with scotch tape onto white paper, scanning the paper with all of the receipts and using the Concur or similar Expense Software to submit the Expense Reports to the Finance Dept. for reimbursement. LOL!
Again, Citi is grotesquely Overpaying CAOs and PMOs salaries of $150,000 to $350,000+ when the Secretaries/Admin Assistant who do the Same Fvcken Work at Goldman and JPMC make NO where near those salaries even after including their year end bonuses!!!
And then Citi wonders why it's poor and is in the Sh!tH0le it's in. LOL!!!