The all hands today was awesome, one of the most energized fist pumped meetings I’ve ever attended. Truly amazing.
….However in this season of good will, we need to look after those less fortunate than ourselves, therefore we need to save the turtles. So an easy question to you all, who does Hock fire BEFORE the turtles become a shell of their former selves…
@2rul+1kaav3SY please share some details
Just in, Hock bit the head off the turtle…
More news as it develops.
How many folks in EUC are going to show up in the office 9am-5pm and be monitored with badge swipes?
Yeah, that's what I thought, you pretentious cu-t.
"All of EUC"
I really wish you'd come out and say who you are so I can put you in your place, mo--n.
The cafeterias will become their own business unit, and if they can't run with an 80% operating margin, Hock will shut them down. This will lead to things like the Illy cafe serving Folgers instant coffee. But it's all good, don't worry, just relax and know we are doing whats right by the share holders.
If Hock eats the turtles then I'm leaving for sure.
The turtles will be used to create soup for Hock when he goes the the cafeteria on his first day as CEO.
EUC generates half of the revenue for VMware
No turtles = cost reduction = profit increase
@agg+1kaav3SY great examples to support your conclusions.
So now Tanzu is not the worst.
What happened to the daily s**t on Tanzu posts?
If we base firings on lack of intelligence and common sense, I'd EuC.
If we base it off of buffoonery, I'd say EUC.
Velo is not far behind in terms of intelligence. Those people make booger mcfarland look smart.
All of EUC