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"Cloud Empowerment Summit"

Anyone else been forced to attend this rushed mess?

Its like Dev Days but with external sales people mixed in, and its been a complete sh-t show. I dont think Ive learned a single thing that I couldnt have gathered from a basic google search. We are blocking off thousands of peoples time for multiple for this, hired a hype man, and are paying consultants to come pitch AI generated slide decks to IT people.

What on earth is going on? Hard to take any of the cost savings talk seriously when we pi-s away money like this


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Is that waste of s p e r m KV Obli Prabu still acting like he knows anything other than Jack sh!t about the cloud?

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@ea lol, you must be lost. This isn’t fb.

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Post ID: @ej+1kh6k1z95

Corporate America = sheep. Cloud/AI will force all US companies to use these services. Thus resurrecting the Rentier Economy. Think of how the Federal government can tax this …. no offshore advantage, in fact I would expect to see a ‘offshore’ toll tax. The IRS has already codified cloud transaction as a service for tax purposes.

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@ag 'boots taste'? Your handlers would be proud of your ability to parrot far-left talking points. Typical ignorant liberal (sorry in advance for the redundant terms) that ignores facts and can easily spew a narrative and feelings. No need for you to attend any new indoctrination courses offered by the UHC DEI team.

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Post ID: @ea+1kh6k1z95

Should call it the Offshoring Management Summit

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Post ID: @bq+1kh6k1z95

@af I definitely remember the daily call ins where Migliori cherry picked his data and Wichmann said we’d all be back in the office in a month.

I also remember the self symptom checker that they told us should go on our phones, so that if we were healthy we could go to the office. Because self reporting was super duper accurate.

How do the boots taste, buddy?

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Post ID: @ag+1kh6k1z95

@ad 'reluctant to acknowledge that COVID was a real thing'???? Obviously you have a short-term memory by failing to remember the daily call ins to review symptoms and the mask-mandates implemented at UHC offices throughout the country. No surprise you identify a Republican VP with your ignorance. Interesting that there was no medical evidence to mandate masks and maintaining a 6-foot space between yourself and others. 'Operation Warp Speed'. No surprise that UHC is headquartered in one of the most liberal cities in the country. So glad to be gone from UHC and their constant virtue signaling and platitude statements.

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Post ID: @af+1kh6k1z95

I was in the AWS session and they are trying to have people play a browser based open world web game for their learning. It wont even load on my machine.

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