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Tanzu Update

Can someone give me an update of where tanzu is today? I was walked out right after the merger. Curious what the structure, head count, and product segment looks like today

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Can someone give me an update of where tanzu is today?

Managers trying to stay alive to cash in RSUs before it all falls apart, kissing Hock’s a-s more than Bondi does to Trump.

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Post ID: @ddb+1k2a9pwha

Show me on the doll where the Tanzu touched you…

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Post ID: @d1k+1k2a9pwha

What is a Tanzu?

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Post ID: @c9j+1k2a9pwha

Tanzu biz plan. Layoffs and price hikes.

So simple a child could do it - and they are!

Gotta go change my manager’s diaper now. He just went bo-m bo-m.

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Post ID: @bew+1k2a9pwha

she is the proud owner of the biggest sunshine pump you will ever see

I only see vomit coming out of her mouth, she should get that checked out.

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Post ID: @azh+1k2a9pwha

We are doing good and will survive few more years

Until every customer who hates HT finds an exit strategy, Tanzu will survive.

Switching an app off Cloud Foundry isn’t rocket science. Middleware is more sticky, but emotion will rule and the hatred of Bcom will grow and grow as they gouge their customers and shake them down.

Pi----g off customers so much that they make it their personal mission to say F U to Hroc Tran will continue until he sells off the left over fecal matter to some other desperate bottom dweller.

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Post ID: @4mw+1k2a9pwha

Somehow senior Tanzoo mgmt survives. I thought Hock was smarter than this.

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Post ID: @4dk+1k2a9pwha

Tanzu leadership, cough cough… is wandering in the desert of incompetence.

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Post ID: @3gx+1k2a9pwha

Rearranging deck chairs.

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Post ID: @1gg+1k2a9pwha

@af I am sorry. It's just your wife kept me so busy

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Post ID: @x3+1k2a9pwha

if purnima is still there everything tanzu must be amazeballs, she is the proud owner of the biggest sunshine pump you will ever see

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Post ID: @rj+1k2a9pwha

Tanzu is fine

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Post ID: @p6+1k2a9pwha

It's still a hot steaming pile of garbage that will thrive on the incompetence of VCF in the meantime, probably for a few years longer.

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Post ID: @nr+1k2a9pwha

Now pivotal=tanzu with lesser headcount. We are doing good and will survive few more years

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Post ID: @gf+1k2a9pwha

They tried to sell the whole of Tanzu off just after the acquisition but no one wanted to buy it -- that kind of tells you everything about its future here, doesn't it?

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Post ID: @f8+1k2a9pwha

All fine, purnima is still there.

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Post ID: @d5+1k2a9pwha

Talk to your previous coworkers, if you really worked there.
If not, why are you fishing for info here?

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