A chipmaker, Intel -- once grand,
Struggles to gin up demand.
Their process got slow,
Their profits sank low,
A new CEO's now in command.
Who's next? Step up to the mic!
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Intel’s a coffin of steel and decay,
CEOs sc--wing while the fabs rot away.
Monopolies choke,
The innovators broke,
And Uncle Sam feeds the corpse every day
Intel, once proud, now a ghost of its fame,
Missed every wave, played a bankrupt game.
The market moved on,
Their glory was gone,
And the U.S. had to bail out the shame.
You're hiding behind "@eq"
While judging AI as P.U.
But lighten up, Francis
Cuz Jensen H. dances
On corporate graves destined for you
(100% human... No AI's were harmed in the writing of this limerick... you're welcome.)
It’s time to ban LLMs.
AI slop is everywhere.
FAB techs under Krzanich
Often made his glands itch
For this he was fired
And his trousers rewired
His wife sewed them shut with a cross-stitch
Seven-six-five-four-three-two,
There once was a guy called Lip Bu,
He got called to D.C
and was told by Trump: "See,
I WANT from you all that is blue !"
There once was a man named Lip-Bu Tan
Who was never a Pat Gelsinger fan
One day he got tough
And said "Enough is enough!"
And now he's the CEO with a plan!
@ac we have a winner.
Everyone else can go home now.
Back in the day Intel made big bucks
The processors where premium deluxe
Bad management and low pay
Chased all the good people away
Now everyone left there just su-ks