Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

Roast Intel

Blow some steam and laugh. Let us reply with some good Intel Roast.

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Post ID: @OP+1jyce2bh3

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All the people fu--ing other people’s wives and marriages that were broken up by indoctrination into the Intel cult and people deciding to end-it due to the constant stress. Ya- great times. Fu-k Intel! Rot in he-l.

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Post ID: @cg+1jyce2bh3

Handing out hats that said “Pat’s Pride” what butt pilot came up with that one? I would have rather have had $25 put on my rewards card so at least I could have had an okay lunch but not at an Intel cafeteria.

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Post ID: @bh+1jyce2bh3

"We have a PO that buys 100’s of thousands of dollars worth of hardware (servers and appliances) just to sit around on the floor, what a great H1B expenditure. Always makes assumptions that quickly get proven wrong, just a peach to work with"...

Intel is toast...hard stop

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Post ID: @av+1jyce2bh3

@aa Ah yes, the good old days. 😂

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Post ID: @at+1jyce2bh3

How much did Intel spend on their logo (2020) where intel font was in black and the lowercase “i” had a blue dot.

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Post ID: @as+1jyce2bh3

We have a PO that buys 100’s of thousands of dollars worth of hardware (servers and appliances) just to sit around on the floor, what a great H1B expenditure. Always makes assumptions that quickly get proven wrong, just a peach to work with

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Post ID: @ar+1jyce2bh3

I don't believe OP works for Intel.

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Post ID: @aq+1jyce2bh3

We should put Intel in charge of hurling an asteroid towards earth.

Best way to ensure our planet’s safety

ooooh it got delayed AGAIN. More bugs in the rocket.

That is a roast. I don’t know what silliness other poasters are engaged in

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Post ID: @ap+1jyce2bh3

$2B to change the logo to the swoosh (Nike ripoff) and drop the iconic “dropped E”. Then Will.i.Am refusing to use Intel PC in his music videos. And let’s not forget the genius of ViiV… to this day no employee could describe what that was. The list of pure genius goes on and on

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Post ID: @an+1jyce2bh3

OP is a Sociopath

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Post ID: @am+1jyce2bh3

@ag Taking away and bringing coffee was perfectly executed distraction. People got so enraged and tunnel-visioned on this that they skipped thousands getting laid of and those who remained got burdened with extra responsibilities without pay without a word. Whoever in HR thought was a genius.

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Post ID: @ak+1jyce2bh3

Or Pat telling TSMC that Intel doesn't need them as a vendor, and will kick their a## as a contract supplier.... and then TSMC eliminates the discount it offered us?

Or thinking free coffee and bananas are all that's needed to restore moral and keep the serfs happy until the next 20,000 people are fired?

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Post ID: @ag+1jyce2bh3

Hey did you hear the one about PO where he said we don't need Apple... we can skip the cell phone business. OP, is this what you are looking for? Or then there is the one about CB sending PO as the chief sales guy or what ever his title was to intimidate customers and it ended with the first $1B lawsuit award ever.

These topics have been covered.

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Post ID: @aa+1jyce2bh3

Isn't that what this site essentially is? One continuous roast of Intel?

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