Thread regarding Dell Inc. layoffs

In RR2 about 1 in 10 Keurig machines actually work

What’s the use of having them in break rooms when they don’t function properly? Either get rid of them or fix them. But then again it gives me an excuse to see whatever soup concoction someone has just poured down the break room sink with noodles and carrots stuck in the drain.

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We have a hot water kettle and instant coffee over here in Palmer. Count your lucky stars on that Kuerig gents! I might spring for a Mr Coffee to share with the team.

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Post ID: @mr+1jmwdpjgt

Someone who’s out of sight that doesn’t even have a Keurig on the Tech floor you’re lucky!

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Post ID: @k3+1jmwdpjgt

Maybe MD can convince Elon to invest in some cutting-edge coffee-making robots for every Dell building. After all, we’re a tech company - shouldn’t we showcase the best of the best? Let’s create an environment that excites people and makes them want to come into the office. Imagine Optimus robots roaming the halls, brewing and serving coffee - now that’s a workplace of the future.

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Post ID: @js+1jmwdpjgt

Keurigs are trash is this the best we can do for our people?

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Post ID: @gb+1jmwdpjgt

Last time was in my local office we didn't even have an ice machine. No idea if the cofee machines worked because they stopped stocking the pods a nd other supplies in 2020.

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Post ID: @e7+1jmwdpjgt

You are seen as an expense to MD, not a person. You think he gives a single sh-t about your coffee maker? The one on his Yacht works just fine.

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Post ID: @e5+1jmwdpjgt

“ Nvidia is hiring big time. and they do NOT have ANY in office requirements. All you have to do is work hard.”

Why would they want to hire anyone from Dell?

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Post ID: @dk+1jmwdpjgt

Keurigs can become unsanitary if they are not cleaned regularly because of mold and bacteria growth. Mold and bacteria can grow in moist, damp places like the water reservoir, pod holder, and exit needle. Here’s to another delicious coffee break. Cheers.

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Post ID: @c9+1jmwdpjgt

Keurig Dr Pepper* has expanded its Chemical Management Policy to include forever chemicals PFAS, heavy metals and a family of plastic additives called bisphenols. Drink up my little munchkins.

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Post ID: @c8+1jmwdpjgt

Ditto half the sinks and soap dispensers all over round rock.

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Post ID: @c7+1jmwdpjgt

Nvidia is hiring big time. and they do NOT have ANY in office requirements. All you have to do is work hard.

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Post ID: @bs+1jmwdpjgt

Those things are old! You think someone is maintaining them? All the tubes in that machine are like sewer sludge. Just bring instant of everything and bring an electric kettle. The building is a big can of farts.

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Post ID: @ak+1jmwdpjgt

At least you have a coffee machine.

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Post ID: @ah+1jmwdpjgt

I would not eat nor drink anything on campus.
even using provided appliances is fraught with bacteria and mold.

The great grifter MD has spared no cost saving effort. And you are considered the expense.

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Post ID: @ab+1jmwdpjgt

@a7+1jmwdpjgt

Found the SVP.

We peasants don't have permanent desks.

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Post ID: @aa+1jmwdpjgt

Has anyone put a big sign on them that says "Broken"?

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Post ID: @a9+1jmwdpjgt

Fixing a Kuerig over a year old is like paying for heart replacement surgery on a hamster. What a complainer.

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Post ID: @a8+1jmwdpjgt

Amazon has options for a personal K-cup coffee maker. They range from about $17- $35.
Keep it at your desk. If you have one

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Post ID: @a7+1jmwdpjgt

My Director drinks a lot. If it was a co-ktail maker it would be in peak operating condition.

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