Reports about a pilot being performed in one of the satellite office with a relatively small number of employees.
Toilets are now equipped with sensors to measure the amount of time employees are spending in the toilets. The sensors are reportedly used to detect if the area is occupied or not.
You've got to be kidding me.
176 has quality 2-ply toilet paper which is nice and silky smooth giving a good comfortable wipe around your hole. Not like the sandpaper in RR2.
@a5 No but Milton with his red stapler is... from the basement
Do you REALLY think Dell would pony up that kind of money to invest in literal TOILETS? lol... I'm quite positive this is the very last thing they care to spend thousands or millions? on.
@ba
I was hoping for ejection toilet's seats.
Hehe, next I guess will be installation of electric shock gear, automatically triggered if anybody stays there for over 2 min.
This bathroom proudly carries the name "Chuck Berry's Place Of Fun"
who has the toilet fetish here
@a9 nothing a piece of duct tape won't fix
AI can't multi-task like that. Respect.
@ae I do this all the time
Babylon Bee ?
No sh-t!!!???
What if I respond to Teams messages while trying to get a big one to drop? Feels like this will cause a stink.
Break the sensors. Make it expensive to be perverts.
Is Dwight Schrute overseeing Global Facilities now?
Well, if this is such a concern for "leadership", I will shave off a few critical seconds by refusing to flush. May not even wash my hands if I think I can get away with it.
Right back to my sh---y work, with sh-t in the bowl and on my hands. Seems fitting.