Who would even take this job?
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There is no one with any credibility who wants to lead this and take on this disaster. If LBT resigns then nothing and no-one can save Intel. Forget the Chips money coming in. Anything that we already got might have to be repaid with interest
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Kenny would be perfect, and he is definitely humble.
But the Board would ki-l him in some humorous way, at the end of each meeting.
Actually, Cartman would be perfect.
He knows how to be humble.
I'm cereal!
Underwear Gnomes, as co-ceo.
Step 1: Steal Undewear..
If it isn’t Lip-Bu Tan, I’d think his cousin, Sphincter-He Brown, who is a CCP hawk, would be a great selection.
Me, I can run this company into the ground for half of what they have been paying the clown that they have been hiring to do the job. I am a bargain.
What’s the likelihood it’s Jensen Huang? Leading Intel is the pinnacle of achievement in the semiconductor industry.
Gordon Gecko
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Nah, I'd take Minnie. She's a hardass.
I would think that Intel should go for a high riser talent- someone who is moving up at a Broadcom, Qualcomm,etc. who is going to be the next bright star; Intel has to go after that in hopes of striking gold.
Michael Jordan, he knows what happens when he doesn't stay in his lane.
The ghost of the grandma of the redditor who spent his $700k inheritance from her on intel stock at $30. Her compassion to help her grand baby will mean she genuinely has intel's best interest at heart. Someone get an ouija board so we can summon her
Haijun Zhao
Mickey Mouse.
as I mentioned when you asked before, MJ is perfect
I don't know the names of all the good bankruptcy trustees but Eddie Lampert knows how to break up a company so maybe he would take the gig.
There won’t be another CEO at Intel. It’s over. Deal with it.