Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

The only people afraid of this are the people coasting and not actually doing an honest job.

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1. Massive amounts of ketamine
2. Ignored all 14?15? of my children
3. More botox
4. impressed a 13 year old on 4chan with my massive meme
5. Ignored the over 3 companies I'm supposedly CEO of, proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that CEOs are easily replaced with AI.

Just this morning my manager gave me an AR to create a wiki page! Kiill me now.

Applied to Apple's open jobs. One per day.

1. Modified my OKRs to meet the New Elon standard.
2. Modified my teams OKRs to meet the New Elon Standard.
3. Had one on ones with each team members to explain the New Elon Standard.
4. R & R 45 specs that were updated because of the New Elon Standard.
5. Did 5 WBTs that are essential for some reason although it’s the same thing every year, to think they pay someone to do the cute cartoons that go with with said WBTs
6. Attended countless meetings, listened to the same drivel from top managers going on about the sharpness of execution, yet when bringing up the lack of sharpness in the Intel vision I was see 6.
7. Escorted by security to the front door.

My house is a zoo. Chickens rolling around to be choked. Monkeys running around to be spanked. Makes for spurts (heh) of inspired productivity.

I would LOVE for Elon Musk to show his smug, g@y face anywhere near an Intel campus…….

LOL ! this comment thread is gold

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/02/23/musk-orders-us-federal-workers-to-report-on-work-by-monday-or-resign.html?__source=androidappshare He is likely to do the same if he becomes CEO of Intel.

Checked and commented on this site five times….

Attended 40 hours of meetings (8x5).
Scheduled 20 more meetings for next week.

Monday: visit this layoff site to see when my name is on the list of layoff
Tuesday: visit this layoff site again to fight negative comments to keep my job
Wednesday: visit this layoff site again to give good comments to keep my job
Thursday: stay away from this layoff site to avoid bad news about Intel so I can sleep
Friday: visit this layoff site again to see if any coming layoff news next week

1. collected (internal) customer requirements
2. had AI code up the necessary changes
3. broke prod rolling out the new code with inadequate testing
4. had the AI fix prod which broke prod in a different way
5. touched based with the customer and discovered they had abandoned my solution

@a5 lmao at the empty wiki. Too real

According to Trump all Intel employees are now government workers and will need to submit their reply to Elon by midnight on Monday.

A US taxpayer asks for a simple update on the $8.5 Billion they gave to Intel and all Intel employees can do is yell "Troll!".

Monday: Troll on The Layoff
Tuesday: Troll on The Layoff
Wednesday: Troll on The Layoff
Thursday: Troll on The Layoff
Fridayday: Troll on The Layoff

OMG, I think I know who this person is.

1. Assigned AR's to people who actually do stuff.
2. Reworded my OKR's so that it looks like I did that stuff.
3. Created a wiki that nobody will read and won't be maintained and has empty child pages
4. Visited India
5. Gave my team a pep talk about how our new leadership seems like it will be different than the last,and how optimistic I am.