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The All-In email - part 2

You all should know JC sent an email outlining how we all need to be “All-in”. Then went on to outline how JFK ran into a custodian who said that he’s part of the team sending Americans to the moon.

The narcissism and mirroring in this email is incredible and pathetic.

Jeff. You’re not JFK. Far from it.

You’re not an inspiring leader. You’re not good at running a business. You’re not innovative. You’re not funny. You look like an old man trying to dress cool in your t-shirt.

You are a 1 trick pony who knows how to run an operations and manufacturing company. Your answer to everything is cut people, services and funding. You have not increased revenue or provided a flowing innovative forecast. You’ve got a great marketing team though who can clearly spin anything.

You’re not sending anyone to the moon and what you have accomplished is right there in your eNPS score of a big fat 32. You’ve obliterated the morale of the company and are so far away and detached you think the employees are the problem.

You’re too narcissist to step back and realize that YOU ARE THE PROBLEM.

Jeff do us a favor and quit. It’s time.

And on your way out. Tell MD he should change his picture in workday. It looks ridiculous.

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JC needs to go. out of touch with everything but tries to make himself out as a tech bro… face it JC, you run a glorified logistics company

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Post ID: @118+1jykgwxpw

They don't care about eNPS or else they would've done something about it. This is all about seeing how far they can push it.

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Post ID: @kr+1jykgwxpw

If JC and MD weren’t such pals he would have been booted already. He’s been in way over his head for years.

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Post ID: @h1+1jykgwxpw

great marketing team is debatable..

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Post ID: @fe+1jykgwxpw

Love all the brown-noses in the comments of the All-In email (it's posted in on InsideD). Corporate cult...

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Post ID: @ex+1jykgwxpw

https://youtu.be/yeiI8cd5rO4?si=f8Z4LSuKtb8I_oG8

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Post ID: @cv+1jykgwxpw

@a3 did anyone else read this in morgan freeman's voice?

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Post ID: @bw+1jykgwxpw

Stop talking poorly about JFK. He's a world wide icon. To speak badly of him means you are a co-mie.

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Post ID: @bk+1jykgwxpw

@b3

okay, boomer. stop spreading your msnbc lies.
JFK is a national hero

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Post ID: @b4+1jykgwxpw

AS one can imagine - that whole JFK and the janitor story was hype, nice way to say bullsh-t. But America was so enamored with JFK that no one questioned JFK’s leadership or integrity. Hiring his brother as AG, Bay of Pigs, Affair with Marilyn Monroe, escalation of Vietnam; aside from that a truly inspiring leader to be used as an example of leadership..

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Post ID: @b3+1jykgwxpw

I was watching some retro 90s commercials on ytube and saw AOL with Dell adverts.

that was prime MD.

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Post ID: @ah+1jykgwxpw

narrators voice: The ceo is obsolete. Irrelevant for over 10y now.

once he's gone the clown show will pack up and leave with him.

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